What's the craziest shit you believed when you were 5!

[Gillette]

AS the title says ...what did you believe in when you were little..that you find out when you got older that it was retarded logic..

I believed that starfish really were stars which fell from the sky, all because this ragged old dude who lived next door told me that they were stars LOOLz and everytime it rained I used to collect them from the river ...all because of this

also I know someone who believed that their parents were god, because you had to do what they say and they looked after you. ha ha!

so what's your memory????

[Shirib]

Eedo aakira wee kuu istaagay

They really had us believing that shit

[Anab]

I believed that babies were not made out of sex but --God --sends babies through express mail. I still believe that-- does sex really exist?

[Cawar]

I believed that the president..(Madaxwenaha) was a man with a very large head.

[Gillette]

I believed that the president..(Madaxwenaha) was a man with a very large head.

ha ha waalahi kids are funny but logically you were right, I believed that one too

I believed that babies were not made out of sex but --God --sends babies through express mail. I still believe that-- does sex really exist?

aww anab don't worry I didnt where babies came from till i was like 10!!!

[surrender]

I believed that the president..(Madaxwenaha) was a man with a very large head.

me too too. i also believed that dhdegdheer actually existed and she lived next door.

[Shilling]

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[Hyperactive]

it was like when i was 3.
i thought Allah lives in the masjis and i asked why Allah has so many houses. why not build one big house and invites people at once.

[makumba59]

That life after death is gonna be a focking bore!

Especialy when i hear about heaven; as the though of endless happiness, eternal joy and paradise seemed more boring to the point where hhell never become an issue.

[Tuba]

I thought all white people were gaalo.

I also believed a certain clan X were real life monsters!

I thought 'dag dheer' was related to my ayeeyo & babies miraculously came out of a woman's stomach

I believed Allah personally told woman at specific times of the month that they were prohibited from touching the Qu'ran

I thought adults never farted but then I had the misfortune to witness a first hand experience from this old lady (boy! it wasn't pleasant!)

I just realized I had a few, I swear I wasn't a dumb child!

[TrophY-WifeY-]

lol@this topic

i belived....abeeso lugaaleey turns to naag at night time...

i believed juudaanism

dhagdheer and her doughter

lol i believed white poeple had AIDS

also white people skin was white coz they had skin problems like baras..and furuq

[Mzbeautifull]

I believed that Santa clause was a evil man ..
every christmas when my parents whent to bed i used
to set out a plate full of biscuits and sweets and a glass of milk

the next morning no presents and a empty plate ..

[dawwa9]

I had something that is called a brain when I was 5, I didn't believe in things that were not logical.

[Keyse_0208]

i seriously used believe that magic was real, that i could become a wizard and s.hit

[*Nobleman*]

I believed that the president..(Madaxwenaha) was a man with a very large head.

Lol yep exact same.