Waxan oo kale adiga ayaa so qoro.
"I missed you"
Really mean (I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper)
"we share the house work"
Really means (I make the messes, she cleans them up)
"This relationship is getting serious"
Really means (I like you more then a truck)
"I don't need to read the instructions"
Really means( I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help)
Really means " (I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me)
"You know i could never love anyone else"
Really means (I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse)
"You look terrific"
Really means (Oh, good grief, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving)
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses"
Really means (The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe"
"What did I do this time?"
Really means (What did you catch me at?)
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing"
Really means (And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon)