I love my computer

[WasteMan]

I love my computer, It has never wronged me. When it fuks up and acts slow I want nothing more to make love in it's hard drive and jizz all over the pci-express 16 slots, but when it runs CS: Source at 90 fps (it used to anyways) I say sweet and tender things to it as the DVD drive shudders open.

So do you love your computer? if yes is it In an emotional way or in a sexual way?

[HELWAA]

I love my computer too

[WasteMan]

HELWAA please dont do ZIIGO tonight ok . i know you do it twice a week!! musqusha markaad gasho biyo kulul tubada bahalka ha ku aadin.OK . its xaraaam ziigo!!!

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

I love my laptop, I consider it my babygirl

Wasalam

P.S. Are you still in Kenya?

[WasteMan]

yes sister i'm enjoying myself in nairobi

[HELWAA]

[Haddad]

I love my computer too

That's your type of computer?

[QansaGabeyle]

My computer is useless without an internet connection......without internet access, it is a like a woman without a..........

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

^ frying pan

[QansaGabeyle]

^ frying pan

I had something else is mind but....

[Haddad]

A computer without internet access is one that will surely teach you useful knowledge, information, etc. A computer with internet access is most likely one that causes distraction and waste of time.

[American-Suufi]

A computer without internet access is one that will surely teach you useful knowledge, information, etc. A computer with internet access is most likely one that causes distraction and waste of time.

Take your own advice and disconnect from cyber, or is cyber your job monitoring the activities of potential Somali jihadists? Hypocrite.

[QansaGabeyle]

A computer without internet access is one that will surely teach you useful knowledge, information, etc. A computer with internet access is most likely one that causes distraction and waste of time.

Adiga iyo kan kaa hooseeyo never made sense to me wallahi.