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Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:46 pm**

X.Playa wrote:cagdheer measn doqon dim witted, and Ogaadeens historically were the somali clawns, their stupidity is a legendary,

One time and Isaaq dude sold a pickup truck to an Ogaadeen and once the deal was done the Ogaadeen looked lost and the Isaaq the ogaadeen what else is left go take your truck the ogaadeen said " go'aynaa , hada dee waayee Idoorkii wadi lahaa aawe".

Another time and Ogaadeen after he had sold his goats in Hargaysa market bought a pair of sandles , instead of wearing it he dangled up on his shoulders to protect it , after while glass cut a deep slice of his foot looking he said " hada dee Ilaahay caqliga na siiyay eega, hadaa kabaha xiran lahaa waa iga halaabi lahaayeen".

historically kulaha my ass u sheeg :roll:

we're not stupid we're jst laid bak folks..and how da hec u gonna use 2 stories to generalise entire clan, caqli-gab batahay :down:

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:51 pm**

monque

What you know about your Ogaadeen you are a southern little chick , i know more about these fools then any in this forum.

Once an Ogaadeen during a war in Awaare told his cousin " waar Caabi, awowgaa la gub" Caabi a typical ogaadeen didn't get the point so he thought the man was cursing him , and Caabi said " waar adiga awowgaa iyo arwaaxaa la gub" the other bare footed Ogaadeen repeat it again and added this time " waar awowgaa dagaalkii shalay bay Idoor ku gubeen" finally Caabi the fool got the news and again said "Idoor awowogiin iyo arwaaxin la gub ".

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:57 pm**

X.Playa wrote:monque

What you know about your Ogaadeen you are a southern little chick , i know more about these fools then any in this forum.

Once an Ogaadeen during a war in Awaare told his cousin " waar Caabi, awowgaa la gub" Caabi a typical ogaadeen didn't get the point so he thought the man was cursing him , and Caabi said " waar adiga awowgaa iyo arwaaxaa la gub" the other bare footed Ogaadeen repeat it again and added this time " waar awowgaa dagaalkii shalay bay Idoor ku gubeen" finally Caabi the fool got the news and again said "Idoor awowogiin iyo arwaaxin la gub ".

Im Ogadeen frm head to toe so u cant educate me abt my folks wat do u know kulaha plz :roll:

miya i taqana horta dnt assume stuff..once again a lame cheap shot..wax kale sheeg..we have wat's called good sense of humour..but fools like u dnt get it..u translate it si kale.. :roll:

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:04 pm**

lol, i heard about the one were couple of cagdheer guys went on a trip to buy suger, on their way back they stopped by a river to drink water, they then decided to put all their suger on the river to make the water more sweet

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:06 pm**

the most funniest is an Ogaadeen witnessed a truck been followed by a Folks Wagan, and then he had tears in his eyes and said " beer waa balo , look how even mother car is been chased by baby car"

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:07 pm**

Keyse_0208 wrote::D lol, i heard about the one were couple of cagdheer guys went on a trip to buy suger, on their way back they stopped by a river to drink water, they then decided to put all their suger on the river to make the water more sweet

Dude U tryin too hard to be funny but dat was a retarded joke tell us anotha one, a not made up one :roll: :roll:

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:09 pm**

X.Playa wrote:the most funniest is an Ogaadeen witnessed a truck been followed by a Folks Wagan, and then he had tears in his eyes and said " beer waa balo , look how even mother car is been chased by baby car"

dude u rely s-u-ck crackin jokes eva thought abt takin lessons... :arrow:

* throws tomatoes n eggs on his face*, dats for wasting my time

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:12 pm**

Ogaadeens are the butt of all Waqooyi jokes don't know about the south but in the north all fools and jokes are Ogaadens.

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:12 pm**

X.Playa wrote:the most funniest is an Ogaadeen witnessed a truck been followed by a Folks Wagan, and then he had tears in his eyes and said " beer waa balo , look how even mother car is been chased by baby car"

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:13 pm**

Once an Ogaadeen during a war in Awaare told his cousin " waar Caabi, awowgaa la gub" Caabi a typical ogaadeen didn't get the point so he thought the man was cursing him , and Caabi said " waar adiga awowgaa iyo arwaaxaa la gub" the other bare footed Ogaadeen repeat it again and added this time " waar awowgaa dagaalkii shalay bay Idoor ku gubeen" finally Caabi the fool got the news and again said "Idoor awowogiin iyo arwaaxin la gub ".

adna awoowga la gub caqli xumma ma ogaden baa

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:15 pm**

X.Playa wrote:Ogaadeens are the butt of all Waqooyi jokes don't know about the south but in the north all fools and jokes are Ogaadens.

ery1 wants a piece of da master clan i guess n crackin jokes is da only way dey can get close to us :mrgreen:

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:17 pm**

Emperor always jumpin on da wagon wen he hears magaca Ogadeen :lol:

war naga dabo-har awoowga qaldanka aha la gubya

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:17 pm**

Keyse_0208 wrote::D lol, i heard about the one were couple of cagdheer guys went on a trip to buy suger, on their way back they stopped by a river to drink water, they then decided to put all their suger on the river to make the water more sweet

yeah...i heard that too. after i did your momma, she told me this hilarious story. ogaden wa doqomiil. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:18 pm**

X.Playa wrote:Ogaadeens are the butt of all Waqooyi jokes don't know about the south but in the north all fools and jokes are Ogaadens.

isaaq are the joke of somalia with their somaliland shid and culture.
the joke's on you. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:20 pm**

Baantu,

When it comes to jokes and laughing in somali culture we are repersented by Miicaad Miigane a Ciise pure nomad 100% and the hawiye were repersented by Aw Koombe 100% Baantu.

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