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- some older boy pinned my arms once while his 'qaraabo' cousin who was my age at the time beat me up, I see him around these days & I still haven't forgiven him!
- a disabled chick attacked me & I was scared of her deformed hand/foot to retaliate & my couz pushed her off me
- my couz and I tag-teamed two twins after dugsi, I attempted some karate sweep I learned from my sensai & it backfired


Come to think of it... all my fights had some affliation with them dugsi classes..

it happened when i was a in a chicken shop few years back me and my friend some black guys tried disrespect us one them threw my friends food on the floor thats when we got up and fist fight broke afta about 5 mins one of them ran out and came back with a Shank thats when i poured the oil used to fry the french fries on him we all ran before the police came

boy he got F***ed UP

I put her in the hospital.. But believe me she deserved it!

Too many to name

but the best ones were in a group fights basically 12 on 12 etc.......u dont feel shid until the morning after

i dont fight when shit brakes out i just run very fast xata gaahdiga waan ilawa

The-Screw wrote:exec, i was actually friends with a neo-nazi kid named Scott. he had a swastika tattoo on his shoulder. he sat next to me in English and was emo, i told him once that if he ever decided to shoot up the place let me know so i can get a head start, this is around the time of Columbine incident.

This what I always tell arabs who sit close to me. I play the Islam-card with them

The_Emperior5 wrote:i dont fight when shit brakes out i just run very fast xata gaahdiga waan ilawa

.....u have to sometimes, there's stupid geesinimo and there's necessary geesinimo, marka when ur teeth and bones are in trouble, u betta run cus there's anotha day to fight.

you ppl are funny wallahi

im in stitches

the one i was never in. only got into minor ones....early on.

i play it cool. when you get to be a certain age, it's not about mano-a-mano any longer, dangerous objects get involved - and since i don't want to hurt anyone or get hurt over dumb things, i try my best to avoid em altogether. and, i must say, it's worked so far.

some might say that's being a coward, and that's their prerogative, but i call it being smart.

We were in Gym class in middle school..this guy named Sean John who was twice the size as I was back then grabbed a bball and hit me in the head playfully doqonka. I got the ball and hit him really hard 'cause I wasn't playing...doqonka got mad and pushed me to the ground. I acted like nothing happened and walked away...waan gaaday laba daqiiqo ka dib asagoo saxiibadiisa la ciyaaraaya...I pushed him to the ground..waan ku fariistay, got my pen out, hal gacan qalinka baan ku mudmuday gacanta kalena feer baan kala daalay!!...Doqonka never messed with me or any Somalis ever since!


Midkoo kalena waxeey dhacday...back in Malindi, Kenya..twins jumped me and walahi sixun bay ii galeen
Laakiin maxaay kaaga taalaa hee...mid mid baan u raad sadey, habartood arooskeeda baan tusiye...

why is everyone describing "physical altercations" as the greatest fight in the lives?! you can be lying in a hospital bed fighting for your life or in a jail cell or choking on food or starting at the tip of a gun or ANYTHING!!!

^Actually, I am now in the biggest battle with my life runti!

Shanka, what is it? I'm curious.

Let me just say that I am learning to cope with some things in my life at the moment...

last week, me vs 3 nine year olds...so it was technically like I fought someone who's 27.

I know it's Ramadan but I still ate their food in broad day