How a Somali kid ended up in the Devil's asshole.

[Starscream]

After quite a while, I present to you another fiction. Again, to improve and test my English. And for the zillionth time, no I'm not American.

Here it comes.

How a Somali kid found himself in a gothic rave party. I know, it sounds like a disgusting story, but bear with me. It all happened on one fateful saturday. Or was it thursday? I really don't know. All in all a miserable, vommit-inducing episode in my life that shall haunt me till the end of times.

Brothers and sisters, I've been Owned.

Bamboozled.

My proverbial behind, savagely ravaged without lubricant.

As I was minding my own business in my bedroom, giving my girl pointers how to perfect her skills in making me a happier man, I got a strange message through the usual medium about this party in someone's house. I checked the address and whaddayuknow, it's a few blocks away from my house.

Great music, the illest girls, fountains of crystal, applebooty galore, palm trees, oases and what have you was going through my robust, yet incredibly attractive head. Or maybe it was my medication that made my head spin 360.

Calaa kuli xaal, I decided to check it out.

I arrived at 12 am sharp! Real Gs know why. The reason for this is because the girls have had a few drinks, laughed a little and been warmed up by the early bytch-niggaz. AND THEN AT MIDNIGHT REAL NIGGAZ TAKE OVER, fall back son!

The exterior of the house made my beautiful face frown contemptuously, this crib did not correlate with my aforementioned expectations of paradise on earth. But never judge a book by its cover! I took up all my courage and stepped in with full confidence of me and myself.

Alas the quick courage building proved to be futile, the house was dead and more shockingly: they were all of the caucasian extraction, although I spotted a lost asian in a corner. Not a soul even attempting to bust a few moves.

The peoples consisted of, what seemd to be a collection of lowlifes and losers and as I tilted my valuable head to the right, I see this group, judging by what they were doing, apparently claiming to be a band, playing timidly a song that reminded me of "killing in the name" by Rage against the machine. I'm afraid that's what they were going for.

I came a long way, 2 friggin miles with my bicycle, there's no way turning back now. Getting this party started was what this stylish Majerten prettyboy was going to do, truly the family is famous for it.

So I jumped up and smashed myself onto this random kid with glasses, whilst screaming: FUK YEH SATAN!!!!

The kid broke his nose and got picked up by his parents.

After this satanic, yet failed attempt to turn this night into something worthwhile, I spotted something very very special.

A girl.

Beautiful large eyes, like in them manga ting tings, a cute, little but firm behind and a smile, oh that smile made the rest of the time proceed in slow-motion. I approached her and stared her in the eyes to confirm my dominance as the alpha-male.

She submitted.

She said: "What brought a guy like you to this party?"
I said: "What brought a girl like you to this party?" Absolutely brilliant rebuttal, even though I say so myself.
She said: "I want you..."
I say: "B.tch, you talk to much. Let's go."


We grabbed a bite to eat and after that, we drank tea and played puzzles for the rest of the night at her house.


Bye,


Starscream

[S-D-M]

Crack is wack

[The-Screw]

My proverbial behind, savagely ravaged without lubricant.

[AyanTu]

Bas has some competition!!! Starscream, that was weird man

[Starscream]

Bas is a Boss , I enjoy her stories, might as well return the favor.

The weirder, the better the story.

[KingTuk]

not bad u got skills

[Starscream]

Just drawing inspiration from the top users in snet: basra, mj-pride and abdiwahab. They're underrated and deserve more props for breathing life into this place.

[sadeboi]

Wierd story....it doesn't go together....

My proverbial behind, savagely ravaged without lubricant.

A little...umm....

first...do you know the meaning of what you wrote??

if so...


its not a girl that you had "pizza" with

[Voltage]

I get Basra, but I don't get what literary genuis Abdiwahab and MjPride ever brought to this place?

Btw it was pretty good, flowed together but I can believe you are not America....after all only a non-American would have a character speaking both...valley and ghetto

It was good.

[sadeboi]

Abdiwahab is a good writer when he writes the fiction stories...still basra is the best...

[Starscream]

sadeboi,

damn I knew, it sounds different in my language. It was more of, so to speak. I see that Americans take things literally, hence the misunderstanding with the brits and their talk about anus this and deflower another man that. They don't really mean it, it just sounds funny.


Voltage,


I like the contrast of mixing perfect english with ebonics. Thanx for noticing, I wanted feedback.

[Starscream]

and don't mind the anti-climax. as I read it now, the piece is somewhat confusing even to me, the writer. kinda written it in haste.

abdiwahab is a good writer. his stories are clearer, but basra's are more lively and complex.

[Voltage]

Starscream, actually that's a third accent called valley accent.

Valley is to "Suburban" what ghetto is to "Inner-city Urban".

American youth accent are divided into 4 major types.

1. Suburban (politically correct) or valley (not politically correct).
2. Inner-city Urban (politically correct) or ghetto (not politically correct).
3. Gothic or whites kids are anti-mainstream commonly called "punk rock".
4. Standard or the "perfect english"...white kids who speak this are called educated and the black kids who speak this are called "wannabe-white".

You mixed valley and ghetto...not standard.

Noted: Pop culture for white is valley and for black is ghetto, and mainstream for both is standard while gothic are anti-mainstream/societ.

[sadeboi]

Yea sounds homosexual even thou you weren't describing a sexual experience still such content is not used to describe anything except sexual experience

[Voltage]

Here is Valley Speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iavte-wN ... re=related