Biden : Bi!ch u r one fine dumb mama.
Palin: Screw u!
Debate mediator: cough cough....language please.
DM: Tell me why do u qualify to be a VP?
Palin: Why u gotta ask the woman first?
DM: Sorry- Biden please answer the questiom.
Biden: Well i am washington veteran.
My dafur experience speaks for itself. DM: Palin, and you ma'am?
Palin: the view of russia from my window, speaks for itself.
Dm: Say what?
Palin: You heard, u disgusting, liberal appeaser hater.
Biden & DM: I beg your pardon???
Palin: You both heard me. Just because i dont use big vocabulary, i dont read newspapers, and i am a woman, y'all dont gotta hate on me. The people of Wasila in alaska love me. Ya heard that!
Mccain comes rushing into the room.
Mccain: aaah aaah pardon me-- mediator-- and biden, palin is not feeling well. I will take it from here.




