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somalinet proudly announces.

Postby American-Suufi » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:01 pm

the establishment of a welfare council for single moms who spend most of their hours on somalinet while pretending to be teenagers. all your family needs will be catered for such as mental health counselling, cooking classes, homework help for your kids, will supply father figure to ur kids, motivational classes to make u honest and productive, welfare assistance for the family, help finding a new husband, budgeting for ur family, responsibilities for mothers and other self help subjects.

contact screw for enrolments for the course.

disclaimer.
if u have more than 5 kids, need not to apply for the course but we will refer u to abdiwahab's extensive program of turning a middle aged single mom into a beauty peagent.

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby AyanTu » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:15 pm

Oh finally!!! :lol: :up:

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!


:mrgreen:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:30 pm

American Suufi,.

Will you be preforming all nikkahs ?

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby American-Suufi » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:35 pm

AbdiWahab252 wrote:American Suufi,.

Will you be preforming all nikkahs ?


:lol: :lol:

AbuShabab will conduct all nika7's since he is unemployed and relies on nika7 income. abdi u take all the old school moms and make them feel good about themselves.

AyanTu

y r u declaring only 3 kids?

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby Nabeela » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:36 pm

American Suufi. :rose:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby Jamac_Yare » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:39 pm

AyanTu wrote:Oh finally!!! :lol: :up:

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!


:mrgreen:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby AyanTu » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:42 pm

Haye A-Suufi ur first nikkah will be the one for me and Jamac :wink:


I luf da hairy chest!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worrie Jamac i can pop out at least 3 more kids for u :wink:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby American-Suufi » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:43 pm

Nabeela wrote:American Suufi. :rose:


ya salam ya nabeela. :rose:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby Jamac_Yare » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:48 pm

AyanTu wrote:Haye A-Suufi ur first nikkah will be the one for me and Jamac :wink:


I luf da hairy chest!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worrie Jamac i can pop out at least 3 more kids for u :wink:


i dnt know what to say :shock:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby ms.nalia » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:53 pm

Thats supposed to be funny?

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby surrender » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:09 pm

ms.nalia wrote:Thats supposed to be funny?



it beats me. :roll:

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby American-Suufi » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:37 pm

surrender wrote:
ms.nalia wrote:Thats supposed to be funny?



it beats me. :roll:


abooto surrender am just helping u and ur neglected children.
don't listen to ms nalia she works as a maid for the ceo of citi group. he promised to make her a bank teller.

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby Foxy22 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:22 pm

AyanTu wrote:Oh finally!!! :lol: :up:

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!


:mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

American Sufi,

put me down for Abdiwahab's extensive programme.

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby xidigow » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm

put me down for volunteer husband. But I have to chose where I would volunteer to.

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Re: somalinet proudly announces.

Postby American-Suufi » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:28 pm

Foxy22 wrote:
AyanTu wrote:Oh finally!!! :lol: :up:

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!


:mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

American Sufi,

put me down for Abdiwahab's extensive programme.


foxy, we are sorry to announce Abdiwahab's programme has been cancelled due to serious complaints we recieved from 323 former clients. abdiwahab strongly denies all allegations and his attorney proffessor Howard Stern, dean of law @ UCLA declared his client's innocence and added that they will sue all these characters who resorted to smearing the good name of abdiwahab, the future monarch of the somali kingdom of hawiyestan.
do you wanna attend xidigow's course instead? he deals with extreme cases such as 4 to 7 times divorced single moms.


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