Intersting Dates

[SummerRain]

Did I froget to mention that you can only write like one sentence in Somali?

I cant handle all that jibrish y'll.

lol

nalia,

sahan was just enlightening us with how he takes his dates out on randezvous bacdal maqrib for adventurous time complete with gang fights, guns, lighting cigarettes and late night walks.

Wallahi thats funny...Sahan is hilarious and I think way ka dhab tahay.

[SummerRain]

Did I froget to mention that you can only write like one sentence in Somali?

I cant handle all that jibrish y'll.

lol

nalia,

sahan was just enlightening us with how he takes his dates out on randezvous bacdal maqrib for adventurous time complete with gang fights, guns, lighting cigarettes and late night walks.

Wallahi thats funny...Sahan is hilarious and I think way ka dhab tahay.

[American-Suufi]

they say the ugliest donkey hits hardest. in somalinet only the ugly ladies start topics of dating. cyber love :love:

You really dont wanna start bulshit with me kiddo. I will verbally stomp on your fokin existance........ 8)

eeddo nalia, don't do it, i will send u half a dozen of granny pants like these. choose colors.

[1nemansquad]

..this girl took me to the beach at night on a date and made me swim in a freezing cold water all for some ass

..normally my dates were all about getting some action (ilahe hanaga cafiyo)

[Cali_Gaab]

My dates aint interesting whatsoever, i do however remember when i was 18 i took a girl to the Cinema, i was low on money that day and she told me she was broke untill the week after so she asked me to go then but i was to persistent to go now.
We went to get some food and i spend more then i should have.

[Cali_Gaab]

Then we went to see a movie but i didn't have enough money for two adults so was forced to buy 1 adult and 1 child.
When handing the ticket over they noticed none of us were children, confiscated the tickets so she went home on a tube.

And i was depending on her to put in like 4 pounds (That's 8 dollars guys) for petrol to get me home, she just walked away.

[Buhodle-Gurl]

..this girl took me to the beach at night on a date and made me swim in a freezing cold water all for some ass

..normally my dates were all about getting some action (ilahe hanaga cafiyo)

Ohsh!tplz. **hopes for the luv of nature** you're being saRcastic

[1nemansquad]

..someone is disillusioned here, you thought I was a virgin ina'ader?

..iga fuq

[AyanTu]

Then we went to see a movie but i didn't have enough money for two adults so was forced to buy 1 adult and 1 child.
When handing the ticket over they noticed none of us were children, confiscated the tickets so she went home on a tube.

And i was depending on her to put in like 4 pounds (That's 8 dollars guys) for petrol to get me home, she just walked away.

[Munique05]

Dating is haram guys

[Cawar]

they say the ugliest donkey hits hardest. in somalinet only the ugly ladies start topics of dating. cyber love :love:

[Madd_Scientist_]

fyi suufi, ms nalia is a very very pretty woman

[HELWAA]

I'll tell how I used to set up my dates , back in my days in the jungle .
You need to have a courier , preferably a young boy that can approach any young lady , with out raising suspicion

"Tell her, I'll be at the tree behind Qadhawn's house , right after maghrib!"

Then you have to be prepared for war , bringing my makarov along , the reason is .. Nabaddu dadka waxay u keenta dadka naxaaris . Hadda Hargeysa way iska degan tahay , beriyo dhexdaas ah , ciyaal suuq yar-yar oo soo mirqaamay oo bakoorada sita , aya ninka iyo naagta meel wada fadhiya ay arkaan ba , damci jiray iney naagta ka xoogaan , kolley tani waa love intey is yidhaadan .
Anigu laakin caan baan ka aha xaafada oo meeshi ay ugu arkaan ba tuugta yaryari way ka wareegi jireen .

[ms.nalia]

fyi suufi, ms nalia is a very very pretty woman

thanx hun...u should chek my new FB pic ...

[Captain24]

The funniest date ever was when I was 18, I used to think that the only way to get a ceeb is to act tough and score day one. I ended up meeting the cutest girl in my high school. I tried to be a hero and as soon as I get to my brother's house, I tried to strip the girl right off the bat. When she asked me what the fck I am doing, I replied ' I am thug b1tch' . We argued then I kicked her out of my house. I never got another chance wit the girl again