A date with the devil

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Luggoyo,

Kuma farxin jabkaaga eh, waxaan qorey wixii maskxdayda kusoo dhacay oo aan weliba la kala hadhay!

Balse waxaan ku weydiiyey, qofka bidaarta leh, miyaa loo oggol yahay Modeling?

HHHHmmmmm, wallee?

I wish I had bidaar, it's one of the things I regret not having when I am at the fadhi-ku-dirir, I would've gained alot of respect and my words would've weighed more than they do now.



Basra,



Ok, since no one else was keen or maybe interested to observe that obvious declaration of being off the Xalimo market, I will be obliged to explain.

See, I am a nice guy ........ very very nice guy. So, since I was not in the market for marriage purposes, I refrained to quench my tempoarary thirst on an unsuspecting Xaliimo, lest she should cause a chain reaction of misfortunes that may end up at my doorstep, or worse, break her family apart. I decided to cast my fishing line in pools of other nationalities and half-breeds with no consequences or attachments.

The words "It's been a while" should serve the key unless you purposely disregarded it.

How are you by the way? Missed ya

[Anab]

Sir Lug@lol


Dont u LOVE my keen-ness?


I dont seem to buy your bursted explanation inaa ayeeyo. Truly, i dont, but since i adore you and love u, i will -force myself to believe. How do they say it? Ceebta ilaahi aastur?




I have been very well macaan, i thank you for your concern. I missed ya too! Now ssshhh before our love child Gifted suspect something.

[ms.nalia]

Ms.Nalia
You sound so angery and upset everytime you post? where does it come from?? Its not often I say this too a girl(Williba a somali one) but you need too get L A I D- ASAP

First, I dont know why it would be a shock that a somali woman would be angry.
Second, Im half somali. Third, those who know me well, know that I actually have a very bublly open personality.
Sometimes, I tell ppl who...and 100% of the time..they deserve it.

[Diyeeshaha_Tolka]

My date with the devil

It's Friday night and Sir-Luggoyo is set for a date with a Xaliimo he has been coaxing and cajoling for a while. It is a well planned and worked out date, a dinner at an Italian eatery, a movie and then home for some major bonning to happen. Since all locations are in downtown and parking would be a hassle, Sir decided to utilize a cab, he shows up, Xaliimo is picked from home and we headed for our exciting evening. I am enthralled for the simple fact of dating a Xaliimo, it's been a while. We went to the restaurant, ordered some nice dishes, she is either a little shy or have no idea what the menu consists, so I ordered for her.

We head for a movie, sat there munching our snacks and rubbing shoulders, leaning towards each other in intervals whispering this or that in each other's ears, it was beautiful and things (I assumed) were working out in my favor (time will tell)

After the movie, we took a cab back home........... the driver was a chatterbox Nigerian who wanted to know everything about Somalia's current quagmire and never gave me a chance to drive my last points home. Finally we arrived at the my place ........................................................ this is when all hell broke loose.

B4 we got off the cab, Xaliimo started convoluting, jerking, shaking, flailing her arms, coiling herself into a ball and then with a shrill jumps to the roof of the cab. All this time, the cabbie was yelling at me and then at her to get this looney out of his car. Finally, he calls 911, an ambulance, police and fire trucks came wailing their sirens. I developed emotions I nevr realized I had. She was restrained and taken to hospital.

Long story short, she said she has Barkiin (some aort of spirits) when she came to.................................. Barkiin?!!!! ...Barkiin my ass.....I knew I was taken for a ride


Xaliimo 1 --Sir-Luggoyo 0

walle taasi beesaani iyo nus iga dheh ,,markay wax walba isku hubsatay at the end of date oo laga sugayey bariis cunoogii baashaalkiisi ayey bilaayo isku riday.


xaliimoz 10 -- Sirluggoyo -10 ,,

[hilal2020]

Sxb you got punked,
Its the new version from Africa.

[Buhodle-Gurl]

lmao. Big ups to that Xalimo.

[Foxy22]

My date with the devil

It's Friday night and Sir-Luggoyo is set for a date with a Xaliimo he has been coaxing and cajoling for a while. It is a well planned and worked out date, a dinner at an Italian eatery, a movie and then home for some major bonning to happen. Since all locations are in downtown and parking would be a hassle, Sir decided to utilize a cab, he shows up, Xaliimo is picked from home and we headed for our exciting evening. I am enthralled for the simple fact of dating a Xaliimo, it's been a while. We went to the restaurant, ordered some nice dishes, she is either a little shy or have no idea what the menu consists, so I ordered for her.

We head for a movie, sat there munching our snacks and rubbing shoulders, leaning towards each other in intervals whispering this or that in each other's ears, it was beautiful and things (I assumed) were working out in my favor (time will tell)

After the movie, we took a cab back home........... the driver was a chatterbox Nigerian who wanted to know everything about Somalia's current quagmire and never gave me a chance to drive my last points home. Finally we arrived at the my place ........................................................ this is when all hell broke loose.

B4 we got off the cab, Xaliimo started convoluting, jerking, shaking, flailing her arms, coiling herself into a ball and then with a shrill jumps to the roof of the cab. All this time, the cabbie was yelling at me and then at her to get this looney out of his car. Finally, he calls 911, an ambulance, police and fire trucks came wailing their sirens. I developed emotions I nevr realized I had. She was restrained and taken to hospital.

Long story short, she said she has Barkiin (some aort of spirits) when she came to.................................. Barkiin?!!!! ...Barkiin my ass.....I knew I was taken for a ride


Xaliimo 1 --Sir-Luggoyo 0

[SummerRain]

My date with the devil

It's Friday night and Sir-Luggoyo is set for a date with a Xaliimo he has been coaxing and cajoling for a while. It is a well planned and worked out date, a dinner at an Italian eatery, a movie and then home for some major bonning to happen. Since all locations are in downtown and parking would be a hassle, Sir decided to utilize a cab, he shows up, Xaliimo is picked from home and we headed for our exciting evening. I am enthralled for the simple fact of dating a Xaliimo, it's been a while. We went to the restaurant, ordered some nice dishes, she is either a little shy or have no idea what the menu consists, so I ordered for her.

We head for a movie, sat there munching our snacks and rubbing shoulders, leaning towards each other in intervals whispering this or that in each other's ears, it was beautiful and things (I assumed) were working out in my favor (time will tell)

After the movie, we took a cab back home........... the driver was a chatterbox Nigerian who wanted to know everything about Somalia's current quagmire and never gave me a chance to drive my last points home. Finally we arrived at the my place ........................................................ this is when all hell broke loose.

B4 we got off the cab, Xaliimo started convoluting, jerking, shaking, flailing her arms, coiling herself into a ball and then with a shrill jumps to the roof of the cab. All this time, the cabbie was yelling at me and then at her to get this looney out of his car. Finally, he calls 911, an ambulance, police and fire trucks came wailing their sirens. I developed emotions I nevr realized I had. She was restrained and taken to hospital.

Long story short, she said she has Barkiin (some aort of spirits) when she came to.................................. Barkiin?!!!! ...Barkiin my ass.....I knew I was taken for a ride


Xaliimo 1 --Sir-Luggoyo 0

Tell me she put on an act to avoid getting into his place? lol

[Babygirl-]

[gurey25]

Tsk tsk tsk..

i feel sorry for you bro.

Dinner and movie???? thats so cliqued man.
thats where i take my dates when i Dont want to bang them.


I thought you were older and wiser, anyway...
a bit of unsolicited advise..

if you wana get laid,
you need to approach the subject like this,
strategic offence and tactical defense.

[Foxy22]

My date with the devil

It's Friday night and Sir-Luggoyo is set for a date with a Xaliimo he has been coaxing and cajoling for a while. It is a well planned and worked out date, a dinner at an Italian eatery, a movie and then home for some major bonning to happen. Since all locations are in downtown and parking would be a hassle, Sir decided to utilize a cab, he shows up, Xaliimo is picked from home and we headed for our exciting evening. I am enthralled for the simple fact of dating a Xaliimo, it's been a while. We went to the restaurant, ordered some nice dishes, she is either a little shy or have no idea what the menu consists, so I ordered for her.

We head for a movie, sat there munching our snacks and rubbing shoulders, leaning towards each other in intervals whispering this or that in each other's ears, it was beautiful and things (I assumed) were working out in my favor (time will tell)

After the movie, we took a cab back home........... the driver was a chatterbox Nigerian who wanted to know everything about Somalia's current quagmire and never gave me a chance to drive my last points home. Finally we arrived at the my place ........................................................ this is when all hell broke loose.

B4 we got off the cab, Xaliimo started convoluting, jerking, shaking, flailing her arms, coiling herself into a ball and then with a shrill jumps to the roof of the cab. All this time, the cabbie was yelling at me and then at her to get this looney out of his car. Finally, he calls 911, an ambulance, police and fire trucks came wailing their sirens. I developed emotions I nevr realized I had. She was restrained and taken to hospital.

Long story short, she said she has Barkiin (some aort of spirits) when she came to.................................. Barkiin?!!!! ...Barkiin my ass.....I knew I was taken for a ride


Xaliimo 1 --Sir-Luggoyo 0

Tell me she put on an act to avoid getting into his place? lol

she should have just said no but I guess she wanted to teach him a lesson... well is back to the mango tree for Sir Lugeey

[Captain24]

That's when you have to put your meanness on display, grab the b1tch and drag her to your bed room

[kambuli]

Bariis cunow bashaalkiis or bariiskii aad cuntey yaa boodboodkiisii lagaa rabaa

But my question is: Is there a girl in the USA who hasn't bariis? Even if she didn't go to school and doesn't have a decent job she can always get a job that pays the bariis..Not only that, she can get welfare..

So "no bashaal here" for the "Bariis cunow" here.

Caalaa ayi xaal, odeyga waa in gabar loo doono, sidani nolol maahee...

[Sir-Luggoyo]

War dadku illeen cadaawad xoog badan bay ii hayeen, they are all rejoicing my defeat, including the one I thought was close to me.

That's when you have to put your meanness on display, grab the b1tch and drag her to your bed room

For a moment, that was what came to mind, but the fukken baboon dialled 911 b4 I had a chance to carry her inside.

Caalaa ayi xaal, odeyga waa in gabar loo doono, sidani nolol maahee...

Kambuli,

Horta labadeenu maxaynu isu shukaansan weynay? Wali ma is weydiisay su'aashaa?

[kambuli]

Luggoyo, quote " Horta labadeenu maxaynu isu shukaansan weynay? Wali ma is weydiisay su'aashaa?"

OO meesha miyaa la isku shukaansadaa? Warba adaa hayee...