It's so cold...
Chickens are running into KFC to use the pressure cooker!
the optician is giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
the travel agency is advertising tropical vacations in Nunavut!
pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers' pockets and keeping them there to stay warm
Grandpa’s teeth are chattering - in the glass!
the rats are bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
I'm eating lunch with a hammer and a chisel
when we milk the cows, we got ice cream!
words freeze in the air. If you want to have a conversation with someone, you have to grab a handful of sentences and thaw them by the fire!
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!
UN weapons inspectors suddenly think that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii!
the Polar Bears started hunting seals for their fur
the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!
Seriously though, it's not that cold...something like -23 degrees right now but if you bundle up, you're "cool"
