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I'm Cold As Ice

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I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:59 am

Lately I have been pissed about everything. And end up doing crazy shit but shit that wont get you arrested. Started Monday I go to McDonalds and order a Double Big Mac combo through drive through. I pay and drive away with my food. Before leaving the parking lot I wanted to take a bite of the sandwich. Tick, the sandwich was 2 pattys, a Big Mac in a Double Big Mac Box. I drove back in and go into the store speak with the manager. Already pissed she said it'll take 5 minutes to prepare since their cooking more patties. My fries are cold by this time and I had my drink and the Mac in the bag. I looked at the manager and said FOCK YOU.... he's like Sir calm down. I pick up the Double Mac and ask him if it was worth it since Im late now. And he remains silent. So I take 3 steps back and throw the Mac right on to display board over the counter.

:shock: Everyone was shooked the manager couldnt do shit I told him if he laid the slightest figure on my fries and drink he'll be next. :lol:

I grab my drink and fries off the counter quickly but authoritively so the Manager would remain behind his counter and dodged the drink at the Ice cream machine and the fries all over the counter. :lol:


The cashiers ran for cover and the customers including drive through loved it. :lol:


I left nothing happened but returned through drive through the next day and demanded to speak to the manager and he gave me the right order without charge. :lol:


Thursday, so I'm at a building they got a cafeteria and I order food wanted it wrapped to go so I get my food. The cashier was a b.itch but I clearly told her to wrap because its to go. She gives me a wrapper and tells me to do it. :shock:

LOL, I go to the condoments section where the Ketchup is and grab the ketchup put some on my food. Wrap it and then spray it all over the counter walls and floor. Grab the mayo and as she was in shook walked up to her and sprayed the shit in her face.

Told the b.itch to clean up. :lol: :lol:


I'm continuing my rampage, the shit is funny. I would of gotten a billion hits of Youtube for that. :lol:

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby *Nobleman* » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:01 am

Than you woke up and relaised ur still living a shit life.

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby The-Screw » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:03 am

even i don't eat at McDonalds, and i'm not as rich as you claim to be. :lol: :lol:

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby sheekh-Farax-zero » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:07 am

I go to McDonalds and order a Double Big Mac combo through drive through.
xaaraam eater :arrow:

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:08 am

Life is Life....

Screw I'm not a 80 yr old Warren buffet who lives off of liquefied organic squash. :arrow

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby The-Screw » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:12 am

lol, whats warren buffet gotta do with this man? we're talking about you. :P

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:14 am

Ok Screw the food expert what do rich people eat?

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby The-Screw » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:15 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you're the music mogul so why don't you tell us?! i never claimed to be rich, i'm just an average farax.

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:26 am

nah dont flip the script.

your on the spot my dude.
even i don't eat at McDonalds, and i'm not as rich as you claim to be.
even i don't eat at McDonalds, and i'm not as rich as you claim to be. :lol: :lol:

"As" is used in comparison to subject, ME.

I'm not AS rich as you...

Comparing wealth...

even i [you] don't eat McDonalds
Where does the "i'm not as rich as you claim to be" types eat at. Since they dont eat McDonalds?

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:27 am

ETHER

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby The-Screw » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:29 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:


i can't believe you actually go to school!! the money they waste on you should be put to better use by teaching monkey's how to drive.

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby Hyperactive » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:30 am

marry and then complain to your wife why the food not the way you wanted!!
how old are you again?

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:30 am

I broke the basics ESL style for you my average faraax :lol:

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby The-Screw » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:32 am

i see why EOMM, Rebel and Cali gaab laugh at you. you're a focking caag ileen. :lol:

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Re: I'm Cold As Ice

Postby neocon_2007 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:36 am

Your dry laughs aint gonna save you from reality.


Between hows your dream coming along. :lol:


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