Lately I have been pissed about everything. And end up doing crazy shit but shit that wont get you arrested. Started Monday I go to McDonalds and order a Double Big Mac combo through drive through. I pay and drive away with my food. Before leaving the parking lot I wanted to take a bite of the sandwich. Tick, the sandwich was 2 pattys, a Big Mac in a Double Big Mac Box. I drove back in and go into the store speak with the manager. Already pissed she said it'll take 5 minutes to prepare since their cooking more patties. My fries are cold by this time and I had my drink and the Mac in the bag. I looked at the manager and said FOCK YOU.... he's like Sir calm down. I pick up the Double Mac and ask him if it was worth it since Im late now. And he remains silent. So I take 3 steps back and throw the Mac right on to display board over the counter.
Everyone was shooked the manager couldnt do shit I told him if he laid the slightest figure on my fries and drink he'll be next.
I grab my drink and fries off the counter quickly but authoritively so the Manager would remain behind his counter and dodged the drink at the Ice cream machine and the fries all over the counter.
The cashiers ran for cover and the customers including drive through loved it.
I left nothing happened but returned through drive through the next day and demanded to speak to the manager and he gave me the right order without charge.
Thursday, so I'm at a building they got a cafeteria and I order food wanted it wrapped to go so I get my food. The cashier was a b.itch but I clearly told her to wrap because its to go. She gives me a wrapper and tells me to do it.
LOL, I go to the condoments section where the Ketchup is and grab the ketchup put some on my food. Wrap it and then spray it all over the counter walls and floor. Grab the mayo and as she was in shook walked up to her and sprayed the shit in her face.
Told the b.itch to clean up.
I'm continuing my rampage, the shit is funny. I would of gotten a billion hits of Youtube for that.