Lessons from a wise aunt

[Pitsaleh -]

Come, come Sugarplum,

What's wrong with syphilis?

'Tis good for the ol' immune system- keeps it on its toes, so says my doctor, an Iranian-Somali Jew. Fine babe too. Let us not discriminate and show me those pretty things!

[Basra-]

Pitsaleeh... ....Let me remind u that syphilis is not something to brag about! Good for your immune system?? U gotta be kiddin me right?


That only prooves u r not joking, u do have that gay disease. I knew it-- i knew u---Pitsaleh aka Galol were an atheist and gay.And an disgruntal std idiot.

[mwaura]

These irrelevant exchanges have successfully ,though only temporarily derailed the thread.Your wooden wordsmithing persuading yourselves and others you're witty-clap!/clap!/clap!
Like everything else about this cesspool your scribblings are the opposite of the real world.You both resemble a couple of socially unskilled teenagers moronically texting each other sharing the same table at Mickey Dees too 'cool' to comunicate like normal human people.Others would shout: "grow the fkuc up!"!,but basra my intervention continues;until you develop the average harmlesly neurotic isues of average females and overcome the psychoses that turned you into the tarantula everyone knows and loves.
As snets only inhouse bantu,let me continue my therapy by offering amazing insights into bantu sexual practices,motivated by the same ideas producing your worldfamous type 4 fgm-but with diametrically opposed results. Banyankoles,Bembas, bavenda,Batswana Batetelas,Mashonas,Banyankyukyusa,Banyarwanda,Bagandas,Mangbetu,actually almost half of all bantu practice labial elongation.

The ssenga oversaw labial elongation (okusika enfuli) in “early adolescence”, aimed to enhance attractiveness and coital pleasure[12]. A woman not “elongated” (kiwowongole; kifufunkuli, funkuli muwompogoma) was sent back to her parents with disgrace, when about to be married.

http://www2.rz.hu-berlin.de/sexology/GE ... /GANDA.HTM
To a first timer it may appears extremely disconcerting,like a lesion or malignant growth. Its closest resemblance is a dark butterfly,hence the colloquilism wings,butterfly,towers or strings. The whole thing is undergoing worldwide cultural diffusion,with Kenyans beginning elongation.I remember last time I was in Kampala a Ugandan buddy was having it done for his Brit wife,its painless and without going into detail is guaranteed to make all females permanently happy and smiling.
Here's the question (nosilinia is also welcome to answer): do you really think any of the men from labial elongating cultures,would hound you as you are wont to assume,for the pleasure of colliding with your mutilation,especially after what we've just learned?
I have pix on my phone,dream on!No show!In London aka Harare North,are a million plus Zims and many Ugandans.Befriend one and get an explanation;don't shout/demand/offer money/or say 'your fellow bantu ,Mwaura sent me' or follow her into the loo. Use your social skills to learn new things,todays lesson being a revision of the earlier lesson namely,addons aren't that into Somalis,since they already have their own women.
HAAIIYYAA!!

[sadeboi]

funny story...

basra..I like the fake confidence you portray...a confidence based on the lack of others is not real..I like the child charectar and the suuro over all ...you to bougie thou

[Basra-]

Mwaura.....u r tedious my dear.




sadeboi...u r adorable my dear.

[mwaura]

Mwaura.....u r tedious my dear.

Me!!? You're the one who's been confirming the very definition with your unending neurotic narratives in which you insist on inserting the industrious Tyrone/Karanja/Uwilingiyimana purely for the purpose of deliberate dissing, not humour. However this being a natural function of your narcissism it recalls an unfortunate episode in August 07,one of my few bad Somali dates. Everything went as well as to be expected as any blind date until 3 am when she flipped the script,seated in my lap,no less!!
She wanted 50$ per HOUR!!
Me: "hahahahah! Stop playing,thats a good one."
It stood its ground so firmly, I noticed the money wasn't the issue. It was all about validating vanity;an expression of narcissism. I could literally see what went through its mind: "You'll do anything for me. I know you want me.You must have me." Basically I was hell no because:
(a) I don't go 'commercial'
(b) Never accept extortion
(c) refuse to agree to deliberate misrepresentation. Even hoes should be honest!
I was so pissed off if her uncle hadn't appeared, I swear a ho would have gotten its a ss broken that night. She went on her way with my extremely accurate descriptions of her misbehaviour filling her ears. All your scribblings of sexual frustration remind me of that night in that you both share identical attitudes. Feel free to continue with your pseudosophisticated safaris into Pradaland surrounded by admiring addons if you must,but like I asked-if at least 40% of all bantu women,on the low side have developed the 'butterfly,'do you truthfully imagine their menfolk are drooling after you????
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Labia_elongation#3.

They also swell inwards partially blocking the entrance to the vagina. That translates into much higher levels of pleasure for both the male and the female. It is generally believed that a woman who enjoys coitus is a woman who is settled and can play a productive role in her family. The man’s pleasure is a by-product of hers. Also, during foreplay the longer inner labia provide something bigger for the man to easily find and to interest himself while he is waiting for her to be ready for coitus.

Come to Nairobi and see for yourself;Congolese,Rwandese and Ugandans stick strictly to their own or Kenyan and actually regard xalimos with horror and pity. Congolese particularly find the sharp facial features of the classic cushiite often offputting.
Know something else. I confess I wasn't totally honest earlier and flattered unnecessarily-you're actually a 5th grade talent with your childish longwinded monologues, but the many sufferers of Tourettes syndrome made you look good. http://www.tourettesyndrome.net/.At the same time unnoticed to you, your fanbase is slowly but perceptibly dying out.Yes,those who once screamed orgasmically whenever Muktaar was on his crusades and ecstatically shared in your hateration have tired of your absurdly limited creativity. This kind of post would once have filled 10 pages with inarticulate endorsement.
These days they're much less enthusisiastic. Muktaar at least had the brains to realise the unending diet of pervert reference and hilariously obvious homocrushing on African men reached a creative cul-de-sac and left the building for good,by which time his army had been reduced to one a sswipe,Cisse,or so I thought.
Pick up the sword and fight his useless battles and suffer the same fate: to reveal yourself as neurotically repetetive and fraudulent wannabe;ultimately,basra you're BORING.

[Amirsade]

i was driving my caddilac escalade with my knees in the passenger seat in downtown when i spotted and ass from a distance. me bieng the asschaser i was, i told my knees too peep game as i pull that ass over. Sharing with him the fact that a woman who siduece the eyes of man with her body have no brain at all. i pull over and got out the car right in front of her well timed and excuted the ass carrier with a compliment quickly follow by and aggressive take on her hand and hold her study as she stop moving forward with an amaze look in her face as she never was pressure in her life.......

[mwaura]

i was driving my caddilac escalade with my knees in the passenger seat in downtown when i spotted and ass from a distance. me bieng the asschaser i was, i told my knees too peep game as i pull that ass over. Sharing with him the fact that a woman who siduece the eyes of man with her body have no brain at all. i pull over and got out the car right in front of her well timed and excuted the ass carrier with a compliment quickly follow by and aggressive take on her hand and hold her study as she stop moving forward with an amaze look in her face as she never was pressure in her life.......

I hope am not feeding a troll,but amirsade wtf is all this?Even by snet standards its a disjointed dyslexic piece of work without tenses,riddled with fractured syntax even below the level of a lifelong Isiligh dweller,learning English as a sixth language .
Waryaa,WTF are you on about??