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I agreed with Julie (that is her name, the American version of Chuin Lee) to meet mother Ho Ho (Dad is still in China) and witness first hand what is in store for me.

I went there around 8:00 pm, rang the bell and Julie opened the door, she was dressed in a typical red Chinese attire which I have never seen her wear b4. She bowed, moved backwards and asked me to come in. My shoes were covered with snow, so I politely took them off and proceeded with my socks. I sat on a cozy sofa and exchanged pleasantries with her. Mamma Ho Ho was busy in the kitchen, preparing dinner for her potential son-in-law, she called from the kitchen, apparently asking "who is it?" Julie answered "It's Sir-Lugta mamma" Mother Ho Ho continued babbling in Chinese and coming into the living room. I got off the sofa, extended my hand for a handshake, she lamely took it, looking at her daughter and raising what is left of her fading eyebrows, I am sure she said "He is black!!!" in Chinese in a surprised tone, to which the daughter sheepishly smiled and brushed the remark aside.

I sat down but was immediately motioned to get up and follow them into the dining room, mother Ho Ho took her seat and asked me to sit down facing her. She served me with veggie soup (something that looked like seaweed), salad, followed by a bowl of coconut rice, chicken wrapped in foliage with a peanut paste dip, it was delicious. Mother Ho Ho was very small even for a Chinese but exuberant and very energetic, she has a habit of looking surprised all the time and it takes a lot of effort for her to open her eyes wide.

Long story short, she finally asked the big question "What do u want with my daughter?"

I had no immediate answer, so it took me what felt like ages, I finally blurted out "As you know we are dating and if things work well between us, we may end up having children"

The word children lit her tiny face and agin that effort of opening her eyes wide, she said in her broken English "Good, now you no staleenja, you come evely time"

I thanked her for such delicious dinner and went back to the living room with Julie. Abruptly, mother Ho Ho glided into the room and barked, wagging her finger "No children b4 father comes from China" I was startled but simply said "Ok" she agreed with me "Ok, ok"

Never expected it would turn this way

U need to stop picking up chicks in Chinatown esp. Chow Chow City

@ you meeting the mother of your jump-off

I sincerely don't think i will get an erection even if the sexiest Chinese woman took off her clothes right before my eyes. So there is no way i will consider dating one.

I don't know how you do it.

sirr-lugoyo adigana goormaa ayaad hooyadaa soo baraysa gabadha,,

hooyada suaasha ugu horeysa ay ku weydiiso waxay noqon doontaa,,,wiilkaygow maxay tahay gabadhani oo aanba indhaha kala qaadayinin daaf miyaa ku dhacay

Shame on you you never you said you'd marry her. Have children kuye

sir, indho yar jeex is the best jeex that man can eat good luck sxb put some soya sous on it

AW,

I am sure you were there


BV,

Getting children worked out fine, so why should I bring marriage into it?

Diyeeshaha,

My mom knows Chinese, there were some Chinese doctors in Kismayo hospital, she has an idea

shaamboo wrote:sir, indho yar jeex is the best jeex that man can eat good luck sxb put some soya sous on it

Luggoyo,

Abowe, I laaf indoyar My Korean friend told me, "Once You Go Asian, there is no other persuasion"

Air Canada wrote:I sincerely don't think i will get an erection even if the sexiest Chinese woman took off her clothes right before my eyes. So there is no way i will consider dating one.

I don't know how you do it.

its not your fault air xaaraan u are a Gay we will hook u up with afdheere see if is sexy enough for u if not Voltage will be your ideal gay guy nice lips soft anus

shaamboo wrote:
sir, indho yar jeex is the best jeex that man can eat good luck sxb put some soya sous on it

Saqajaan



AW,

I know why American men drool after Chinese women. The word "Raaliyo" is made in China. She would never talk back to you and everything...........I mean everything you suggest is taken as a divine revelation

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Luggoyo,

Abowe, I laaf indoyar My Korean friend told me, "Once You Go Asian, there is no other persuasion"

abiwahaab, sxb as i told u iam into canadian now a days God bless bp my oder is coming next week all the way from van city