Why did Hyper's uncle divorced his wife?

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Hyper's uncle was married to a woman from reer hebel clan, after a brief period of time, he divorced his wife. He was asked why he divorced his wife.

He said three reasons.

Now, if you don't speak Somali, you don't need to go any further.

1) Waxay iigu yeedhaa Xabiibi, aniguna waxaan ku idhi "Naa Xabiib la ima yidhaahdee, kol dambe ha igu odhanin, magacagayga waa taqaanaa oo waa Macalin C/hi-ye

2) Kolka cuntada ay soo dhigto, ayay iyaduna dhinaceeda ka soo fadhiisataa oo gacanta ila gashataa, aniguna waxaan ku idhaah "Naa hambo nin weyn baan kuu hambayne, i sug"

3) Kolkaan sariirta tagno, ayay laabtaa iga salaaxdaa, aniguna waxaan ku idhaah "Naa anunbaa iska godlan doona kolkaan wax doonayee, salaaxa iga daa"

Saddexdii arrimoodba wey deyn weyday.

[Skippa]

Funniest shit I've seen in a bit!

It's a joke right?

[eyes-only]

Horta, can a man divorce his wife based on those three reasons?

[AbdiWahab252]

Horta, can a man divorce his wife based on those three reasons?

Eyes,

Women have been divorced for much less b4.


Luggoyo,

[Cali_Gaab]

eyes, a man can divorce his wife if he's shitting on the toilet and she hasn't put to toilet paper where its meant to be.

[Gifted]

I got the first two, but what does he say in the last part?

[eyes-only]

really?

I thought you had to have a good reason. I've never heard of anyone divorcing his wife for rubbish reasons like that.

[Hyperactive]

Why did Hyper's uncle divorced his wife?

you scared me there, i was like which uncle divorced his wife that i dont know.

wallah it took me good 15 minutes to understand what's going on.lol

[Gatspy]

hyper, hey did u call all of u uncles in those 15 min?

This was case of culture shock, shes clearly reer magaal and the dude is from somewhere deep hawd near dhagaxbuur or something.

[Hyperactive]

Gatspy, wallah i was that close to yell: ya mama mono menal a3mam 6alaq zojatah.lol

wallah wo iga nihiyey.
lugooye adiga lugooyo tahay.

mad iska tirahdid: agdeer joke as a title.lol

[Cawar]

Gatspy, wallah i was that close to yell: ya mama mono menal a3mam 6alaq zojatah.lol

These are not even good reasons to open your wife and lugoy stop cutting ppl's legs.

[surrender]

this is when westernised chick meets a very religious arabised dude!

[black velvet]

Those are the stupidest reasons I've ever heard

[Mataan_Ciideed]

[quote="Gifted"]I got the first two, but what does he say in the last part? [/quote]

everytime hyper's geeljire uncle would go to bed, his reer magaal wife would gently curress his chest and he'll tell her: "naa when i want sex, then i'll know what to do so stop massaging me!". i guess he didn't want her to make the first move!.

[Nabeela]