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Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young fella carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young fella. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the idiot wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, m'aam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a f-king good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'

glad this made your night....

I remember One time When " would you try a lotion" girl in a mall caught my hand and started Spraying a location In My hand. I got so mad that I felt like spraying it on her head. I walked to a piece of cloth Maybe a jacket on her chair and smeared on it. She got mad and cursed me out but as a kenyan" we are forbiden from cursing on at a girl" so I walked and left her screaming names at me.

You guys get a door to door salesmen selling vacuum cleaners? We only get the odd chinese guy selling DVDs

Mystic_Angel wrote:glad this made your night....

It's a true story?

Sorry about that shit

Don't you have a peep hole? I look through the peep hole before I open the door. If it's someone with a suit & a cardboard, dreadlocks, or someone suspicious lookin' I don't open the door..

The nerve of some people eh.

mystic.....sometimes death is your only cure.