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Rapping flight attendant

Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:07 am

A US flight attendant has been entertaining passengers - by rapping the pre-flight safety announcement.

Clips of David Holmes doing his routine on Southwest Airlines have been viewed nearly 100,000 times on YouTube, reports The Sun.

He said: "I take them by surprise. I usually don't tell them I'm going to do it. People were telling me, "That's the first time I ever listened to the emergency instructions'."

Brits Tom Dobson and Wayne Short, both 23, from Barrow-on-Humber, North Lincs, caught the 80 second rap on a flight from Washington DC to Las Vegas.

Wayne said: "It was brilliant. Everyone was clapping and cheering at the end. I've definitely never seen it happen on British Airways."

His rap includes the lines: "Shortly after take-off, first things first, there's soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst.

"If you want another kind of drink then just holla - alcohol and beverages will be four dollars. If a monster energy drink be your plan, that'll be three dollars and you'll get the whole can.

"We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic - if you have a coupon then that's fantastic.

"We know you're ready to get to new places - open up the vents, put away your suitcases. Carryhold items go under the seat - in front of you so you got nothing by your feet.

"If you have a seat on a row with an exit, we're gonna talk to you so you might as well accept it. You gotta help us out in case we need you - if you don't wanna then we're gonna re-seat you.

"Before you leave, our advice is, put away your electronic devices. Fasten your seat belt, then put your trays up - press the button and make the seat belt raise up.

"Sit back, relax, and have a good time, it's almost time to go so I'm done with the rhyme. Thank you for the fact I wasn't ignored, this is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!"

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Re: Rapping flight attendant

Postby Xashi » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:10 am

:lol:

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Re: Rapping flight attendant

Postby Basra- » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:58 am

:roll: yeah..how about a rapping flight attendant and a doom, going to fall out of the sky and crush flight? From the rate of falling planes nowadays,i have been diagnosed of plane phobia. But... :| :roll: ....Come to think of-- why am i sooooo scared to die? What is in this earth that worth living for? Sir lug ---can u answer that please? :| :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rapping flight attendant

Postby The-Screw » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:46 pm

he just had to be a black guy eh? anyway, if that happened on my flight i would walk out.

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Re: Rapping flight attendant

Postby eyes-only » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:17 pm

:lol: That was really good

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Re: Rapping flight attendant

Postby 1_londoner » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:19 pm

:lol: I like...


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