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DISASTER!!

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby admin » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:37 am

murax - sht happens! some ppl lost their jobs for sending the right messages to the wrong ppl :) u r lucky, the your group is moderated, not direct contact.

4 those who are demanding to see the content - they say curiosity killed the cat :)

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Madd_Scientist_ » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:41 am

who says, admin? the cat died of old age. :|

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Somaliman50 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:41 am

murax baalweynta yaan lagaa boojenin :lol: :up:

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby ms.naliaa » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:55 am

Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.


It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...


so next time....u know!

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Murax » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:57 am

ms.naliaa wrote:Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.


It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...


so next time....u know!



5 seconds isn't enough. It should be like 2 hours

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby ms.naliaa » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:57 am

Murax wrote:
ms.naliaa wrote:Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.


It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...


so next time....u know!



5 seconds isn't enough. It should be like 2 hours


Beggers cant be choosers!

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Murax » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:01 am

ms.naliaa wrote:
Murax wrote:
ms.naliaa wrote:Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.


It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...


so next time....u know!



5 seconds isn't enough. It should be like 2 hours


Beggers cant be choosers!



Who said I'm begging..I can change My email, decrease their subscribers :P

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby ms.naliaa » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:04 am

^
:roll:

small minded people are not to be spoken to
small minded people are not to be spoken to
small minded people are not to be spoken to
small minded people are not to be spoken to
small minded people are not to be spoken to
small minded people are not to be spoken to

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Mr. Yungnfresh » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:29 am

It just so happens i was on that mailing list and i have an exclusive copy of Murax's disturbing email

"My dearest Mufweba,

My Congolese queen, I haven't heard from u in what feels like ages....well, technically, i've never actually heard 'from' u since ur deaf and u make those funny noises whenever you try to speak. Still, it doesn't take away from our special relationship and i've even learned to get used to it when i ask u "who's ur daddy" while we're making love and u respond with "aaaaaaauuuuuaaaaa"...that grunt is music to my perverted ears. The reason for my email though is I just wanted to reassure you I haven't forgotten about your birthday...i'm just waiting for the welfare cheque so we can have our special getaway. I'm gonna take you places you've never been...like Harvey's. I promise you, you'll have the best birthday an 8 year old has EVER had! Just please make sure your dad doesn't find out about our love...he just wouldn't understand what we have. In all my 56 years, i've never been more certain about anything as much as I'm certain about my love for you. I'm afraid I have to cut this email short though, I have to go polish my teeth with a toothpick.

Your truly and forever,

Abdiwali Ilkoy Barre Jr. III"

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Murax » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:32 am

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:It just so happens i was on that mailing list and i have an exclusive copy of Murax's disturbing email

"My dearest Mufweba,

gMy Congolese queen, I haven't heard from u in what feels like ages....well, technically, i've never actually heard 'from' u since ur deaf and u make those funny noises whenever you try to speak. Still, it doesn't take away from our special relationship and i've even learned to get used to it when i ask u "who's ur daddy" while we're making love and u respond with "aaaaaaauuuuuaaaaa"...that grunt is music to my perverted ears. The reason for my email though is I just wanted to reassure you I haven't forgotten about your birthday...i'm just waiting for the welfare cheque so we can have our special getaway. I'mt onna ake you places you've never been...like Harvey's. I promise you, you'll have the best birthday an 8 year old has EVER had! Just please make sure your dad doesn't find out about our love...he just wouldn't understand what we have. In all my 56 years, i've never been more certain about anything as much as I'm certain about my love for you. I'm afraid I have to cut this email short though, I have to go polish my teeth with a toothpick.

Your truly and forever,

Abdiwali Ilkoy Barre Jr. III"



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Busted


Dateline I'm turning Myself in :lol:

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Mr. Yungnfresh » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:34 am

Ur excuse on Dateline: "No no, i swear, i drove from Virginia to Toronto just to have shaah with her! I was just joking in the email" :lol:

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Murax » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:43 am

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:Ur excuse on Dateline: "No no, i swear, i drove from Virginia to Toronto just to have shaah with her! I was just joking in the email" :lol:



Wara that bastar on Dateline knows How to bust people Man its over for Me...

The Guy will be like "I just came to teach Her piano lessons"

He'll be like "So How come You're in Your underwear?'

Dude will be like "It was hot outside"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby FAH1223 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:45 am

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Mr. Yungnfresh » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:46 am

Murax wrote:The Guy will be like "I just came to teach Her piano lessons"

He'll be like "So How come You're in Your underwear?'

Dude will be like "It was hot outside"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

They know how ridiculous they sound too....they just say anything to extend the process a little longer cuz they know their ass is in for some punishment (literally) where they're going once the cameras are off :lol:

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Re: DISASTER!!

Postby Gifted » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:47 am

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:It just so happens i was on that mailing list and i have an exclusive copy of Murax's disturbing email

"My dearest Mufweba,

My Congolese queen, I haven't heard from u in what feels like ages....well, technically, i've never actually heard 'from' u since ur deaf and u make those funny noises whenever you try to speak. Still, it doesn't take away from our special relationship and i've even learned to get used to it when i ask u "who's ur daddy" while we're making love and u respond with "aaaaaaauuuuuaaaaa"...that grunt is music to my perverted ears. The reason for my email though is I just wanted to reassure you I haven't forgotten about your birthday...i'm just waiting for the welfare cheque so we can have our special getaway. I'm gonna take you places you've never been...like Harvey's. I promise you, you'll have the best birthday an 8 year old has EVER had! Just please make sure your dad doesn't find out about our love...he just wouldn't understand what we have. In all my 56 years, i've never been more certain about anything as much as I'm certain about my love for you. I'm afraid I have to cut this email short though, I have to go polish my teeth with a toothpick.

Your truly and forever,

Abdiwali Ilkoy Barre Jr. III"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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