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ms.naliaa wrote:Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.
It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...
so next time....u know!
Murax wrote:ms.naliaa wrote:Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.
It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...
so next time....u know!
5 seconds isn't enough. It should be like 2 hours
ms.naliaa wrote:Murax wrote:ms.naliaa wrote:Google is gonna be launching a un-sent function to their emails.
It gives you 5sec. to recall ur email...
so next time....u know!
5 seconds isn't enough. It should be like 2 hours
Beggers cant be choosers!

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:It just so happens i was on that mailing list and i have an exclusive copy of Murax's disturbing email
"My dearest Mufweba,
gMy Congolese queen, I haven't heard from u in what feels like ages....well, technically, i've never actually heard 'from' u since ur deaf and u make those funny noises whenever you try to speak. Still, it doesn't take away from our special relationship and i've even learned to get used to it when i ask u "who's ur daddy" while we're making love and u respond with "aaaaaaauuuuuaaaaa"...that grunt is music to my perverted ears. The reason for my email though is I just wanted to reassure you I haven't forgotten about your birthday...i'm just waiting for the welfare cheque so we can have our special getaway. I'mt onna ake you places you've never been...like Harvey's. I promise you, you'll have the best birthday an 8 year old has EVER had! Just please make sure your dad doesn't find out about our love...he just wouldn't understand what we have. In all my 56 years, i've never been more certain about anything as much as I'm certain about my love for you. I'm afraid I have to cut this email short though, I have to go polish my teeth with a toothpick.
Your truly and forever,
Abdiwali Ilkoy Barre Jr. III"

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:Ur excuse on Dateline: "No no, i swear, i drove from Virginia to Toronto just to have shaah with her! I was just joking in the email"

Murax wrote:The Guy will be like "I just came to teach Her piano lessons"
He'll be like "So How come You're in Your underwear?'
Dude will be like "It was hot outside"
Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:It just so happens i was on that mailing list and i have an exclusive copy of Murax's disturbing email
"My dearest Mufweba,
My Congolese queen, I haven't heard from u in what feels like ages....well, technically, i've never actually heard 'from' u since ur deaf and u make those funny noises whenever you try to speak. Still, it doesn't take away from our special relationship and i've even learned to get used to it when i ask u "who's ur daddy" while we're making love and u respond with "aaaaaaauuuuuaaaaa"...that grunt is music to my perverted ears. The reason for my email though is I just wanted to reassure you I haven't forgotten about your birthday...i'm just waiting for the welfare cheque so we can have our special getaway. I'm gonna take you places you've never been...like Harvey's. I promise you, you'll have the best birthday an 8 year old has EVER had! Just please make sure your dad doesn't find out about our love...he just wouldn't understand what we have. In all my 56 years, i've never been more certain about anything as much as I'm certain about my love for you. I'm afraid I have to cut this email short though, I have to go polish my teeth with a toothpick.
Your truly and forever,
Abdiwali Ilkoy Barre Jr. III"

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