Crazy World or Crazy Man

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Lugoy, what if wife #1 wreaks havoc after #2 shows up?? divorce in in the picture then right??

Cawar,

I told you there will be a lot of wailing and tola'ayeey tol beelayeey, ma anoo naag reer hebel hebel ah ayuu damcay inuu ila guursado? When she is at that stage, tell him not to even acknowledge her rants, she will eventually cool off and ask for something called "Maseer tir". She ain't stupid and leave her hubby in this time and age where Farahs are becoming extinct

My dad is an expert in that field, I can hook him up with him to take some pointers.

[Ms.Erudite]

Firstly I'd tell him to work on his imaan..he's got a lot more to be worried about than a failed marriage, i'd direct him to the nearest masjid.

Then he needs to go and get an STD test!

[Cawar]

My dad is an expert in that field, I can hook him up with him to take some pointers.

Warya my friend is only in his 30 and dealing with women in their early 20s...how would your dad know about them?? Odayga asgaaba caadi aheen.


Kambuli, what would you tell him if I gave you his phone#?? you would probably know his family..



Ms E., why are women obsessed with STDs?? we are in 2009.. all could be checked in a week and 99% of them have cures..
But yeah.. you, me and him..basically everyone needs to work on their imaan..
Thanks for the tip though..I told him to become a sheekh..like I said earlier..

[zulaika]

cawar,

tell the girl his about to marry that she's marrying a playa for life.....and please do pass her my condolences..poor thing is in for a rough ride.

[Cawar]

cawar,

tell the girl his about to marry that she's marrying a playa for life.....and please do pass her my condolences..poor thing is in for a rough ride.

I think she knows that.. but I am not sure.. I think he told me that he told her and she is fine with it.

[zulaika]

he told her and she is fine with it.

fine with it?...she must not have a pulse..

[AbdiWahab252]

Cawar,

She is fine until she has a baby. Then its all BABY MAMA DRAMA

Once a woman has your child, she changes

[Cawar]

he told her and she is fine with it.

fine with it?...she must not have a pulse..

I have a feeling that your hubby was one ..before you got married to him..I dont know why..



AW, Then he must follow Lugoy's advice?? even though Lugoy is not one to trust..lol

[AbdiWahab252]

Cawar,

He should follow my advice on the previous page about picking wifey vs. picking g/friend (psted after Gifted).

Cawar,

I have resigned myself into believing the wifey and g/friend are going to be 2 different kinds of women.

Wifey = stable, quiet, obedient, boring in a nice way.

Girlfriend = fun, emotional, exciting, etc.

[zulaika]

Once a woman has your child, she changes

thou doth protest too much...methinks

[zulaika]

he told her and she is fine with it.

fine with it?...she must not have a pulse..

I have a feeling that your hubby was one ..before you got married to him..I dont know why..

do i sound like the type of woman who can be at ease with a man like that?....u know not much...of Zuli

[Cawar]

Zul, I dont know..but from the exchanges we have had throughout the years in snet gave me the impression that you are a woman who usually knows a thing or 2 about men..
and that you are content with what you have right now..but that does not mean..
Anyways.. this is about my friend and not you.. so its not fair that we talk about you.

[Skippa]

Your friend is crazy and I'll tell you why:

One day anoo busaaradaysan ayay gaajo i qabatay, guriga waxa ii yaalay half baasta ah, waan saluugay, se waan iska bismilaystay litir biyo ah na waan ka daba geeye...alxamdulilaah wey iga badatay oo waaban hambeeyey. habeen danbaan u dhigtey...maalintii danbe mid aanu jaar ahayn oo ah student sideyda iska liita ayaa i yimid anoo cashadii isa soo hor dhigey oo isku daji is leh...horaan wax isku dhaafi is idhi, wey iga dagi weyday waayo wuu i quudayey, ishiisu yaanay kugu dhicin baan is idhi oo rubuci baastada ahayd ayaan ku casuumay..."tafadal, dhinaca ka qabso" ayaan ku idhi ...waanu bismilaysanay...biyihinaa waanu ku kabanay...wey naga badatay oo waxbaan soo reebnay...waan dabooshay deetana talaagadii ku ceshay. habeenkii sadexaad ayaan isla yaabay oon is idhi bastaad sanka ka keentaye maxaad yeeshaa? kii shalay cuntada ila boobayay ayaan u tagay, waxbuu karsanayay oo uumigii ayaa albaabka hoostiisa iga soo dusey laakin wuu iska key dhaga tiray oo kadinkii iga furi waayey...waan iska noqday, suunki intaan dhexda giijistay ayaan iska seexday...waagi markuu baryay ayaan bastadaydii la soo baxay, daboolka markaan sidaa uga qaaday ayaan arkay inay faxday ooy uurayso, markaasan is idhi maan iska cuno shalay intaan ka kibrayo, maxaan ka faa'iday anaan ahayn gaajo iyo dacar qadhaadh

Tell your friend iska bismileyso isma ogtan iskaga iska ogol because as the french say "un tiens vaux mieux que deux tu l'auras"

[kambuli]

Skippa,

This is how it translated in the web..;

"a held valleys better than two you will have it"

Does it mean" Midho guntiga kuugu jira, midho geed saaran looma daadsho

[Skippa]

Indeed Sis...that's the meaning.

An approx. translation of the saying is "the 1 you are given today is better than the 2 you'll be given in the future"