gurls :where is your uunsi jar?

[samadoon-waaxid]

.A mother comes to visit her son Abdirashid for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Ifrah. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Abdirashid, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Abdirashid and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Abdirashid volunteered, "Hoyo, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ifrah and I are just roommates." About a week later, Ifrah came to Abdirashid saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver uunsii jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote : Dear Hoyo, I'm not saying that you "did" take the uunsii jar from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the uunsii jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Abdirashid Several days later, Abdirashid received an email from his Mother which read: Waryee Abdirashidow, War heedhe I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Ifrah, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Ifrah. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the uunsii jar by now

and the moral of the story is..............

[HELWAA]

The moral of the story waxa waye nacas baad tahy

[Xamud.]

Helwaa lighten up heedhe, if you cant take a joke or two iska seexo dee meesha ha so gali

[black velvet]

Ifrah is nacas though

[Nabeela]

hahaha.

[samadoon-waaxid]

The moral of the story waxa waye nacas baad tahy

go get ur anti depressants

[Madd_Scientist_]

[Advo]

lool, funny story...I read it before but it was a fork instead of uunsi

[Buhodle-Gurl]

[suga_n_spice]

i like it. islaanta waa caqlilee walle. but maxaa waaye uunsiga halka joog ku jira. there should be several

[siren]

The moral of the story is, check your room first?

[zulaika]

ok this is totally off-topic but related in some ways(about uunsi)

i over heard these 2 ladies at the somali shops talking about the dangers of using unsi..as in placing the dabqaad under your gorgorad and letting the scented smoke get in the fabrics..well they were talking about a lady in UK who did this...there was so much smoke coming from the dabqaad that it could be seen coming out from underneath her door...people passing by in the hallway saw and called fire department claiming there was a fire...when the firemen got there..they too saw the smoke and broke the door down...to their shock they say a somali lady fuming herself with uunsi and dabqaad under her gogarad with smoke coming out of her dirac...they rushed to tackle her..picked her up and ran out of the apartment..meanwhile she's screaming "put me down".."nacalaa indunku yaale..war yaa muslim ah...war iga soo gaadha"..

[HELWAA]

ok this is totally off-topic but related in some ways(about uunsi)

i over heard these 2 ladies at the somali shops talking about the dangers of using unsi..as in placing the dabqaad under your gorgorad and letting the scented smoke get in the fabrics..well they were talking about a lady in UK who did this...there was so much smoke coming from the dabqaad that it could be seen coming out from underneath her door...people passing by in the hallway saw and called fire department claiming there was a fire...when the firemen got there..they too saw the smoke and broke the door down...to their shock they say a somali lady fuming herself with uunsi and dabqaad under her gogarad with smoke coming out of her dirac...they rushed to tackle her..picked her up and ran out of the apartment..meanwhile she's screaming "put me down".."nacalaa indunku yaale..war yaa muslim ah...war iga soo gaadha"..

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Do you know why ay naagaha uuni hoosta ugu shitaan?

[suga_n_spice]

Z, waxaas waa caadi. in fact, when i was younger timaheega baan uumin jiray intaan gabasaar huwado oo kushiinka dul istaago

[AbdiWahab252]

:lol:

Z, waxaas waa caadi. in fact, when i was younger timaheega baan uumin jiray intaan gabasaar huwado oo kushiinka dul istaago

Suga, I told u that you are a classic Sista