random conversation with my 8 year old cousin-

Postby **The-Screw** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:12 pm

The-Screw: so why did you cry yesterday
Cousin: because my homework was stolen
The-Screw: who stole it?
Cousin: shaydaan, and he wouln't give it back
The-Screw: looool

kids are so funny, :lol:

wastegal · Postby **wastegal** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:13 pm

He Could be serious ya know!!

Postby **The-Screw** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:21 pm

lol, no he's not serious. it's the things we, as adults say to the kids, thats what they remember most. his parents substituted the boogieman with shaydaan so now the poor kid never leaves the bathroom without weyso, prays 5x a day, listen and recites the quran. i even bought him Mcdonalds once and he refused it saying it was haram. kids his age are running around singing lil wayne songs.

shaamboo · Postby **shaamboo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:24 pm

a kid brings his homework and asks his father to help
father does the work and kid takes the homework back to the school and gives the teacher at the end of the day the teacher gives his homework back with grades
the kid gets 2 zeros he comes back to home and gives his dad the results back so his father asks him why the 2 zeros ??
and the kids dad the teacher told me one is for you and one is for your dad

hahah

eyes-only · Postby **eyes-only** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:28 pm

This is the typical conversation I have with my 9 year old nephew...

Nephew: Habayar are you going to buy me a PS3?
Me: Umm, no
Nephew: Why?
Me: Ummm do your homework
Nephew: But 'Y' (names his brother) has it
Me: Well do your home work and I'll think about it
Nephew: Habayar, 'Y' is not doing his homework

Postby **The-Screw** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:30 pm

lol@habaryar. they must think you're old.

eyes-only · Postby **eyes-only** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:33 pm

The-Screw wrote:lol@habaryar. they must think you're old.

They used to call me by my first name until my sister started telling them off....apparently it's rude if they call me by first name.

hilal2020 · Postby **hilal2020** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:30 pm

Aniga mid yaroo walakey dhaley wuui out smartgareya.

Postby **Shirib** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:01 pm

The-Screw wrote:lol, no he's not serious. it's the things we, as adults say to the kids, thats what they remember most. his parents substituted the boogieman with shaydaan so now the poor kid never leaves the bathroom without weyso, prays 5x a day, listen and recites the quran. i even bought him Mcdonalds once and he refused it saying it was haram. kids his age are running around singing lil wayne songs.

War Masha'Allah dhex, the kid is great :up:

Hyperactive · Postby **Hyperactive** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:23 pm

lol mashallah kids are smart.

my little sister still thinks it`s not fair there`s no woman prophet.
no matter what we told her she say: you just repeating what other men who lived long time wrote.lol
she cannot get over it and she wouldnt listen it!!

suga_n_spice · Postby **suga_n_spice** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:34 pm

aww, mashallah :lol:

allah lakiin these are the precious years. soon as they become teens waa loo yabaa walle

samadoon-waaxid · Postby **samadoon-waaxid** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:53 pm

a xamari kid's conversation with his mom
kid: hooyo, abe muxuu bidaar uu leeyahay?
mom: hooyo abahaa caqlilow waaye
kid: hooyo adiga maxaa bidaar kuu diday, dabal camal maa tahay :lol:

BaasAbuur · Postby **BaasAbuur** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:28 am

The-Screw wrote:lol, no he's not serious. it's the things we, as adults say to the kids, thats what they remember most. his parents substituted the boogieman with shaydaan so now the poor kid never leaves the bathroom without weyso, prays 5x a day, listen and recites the quran. i even bought him Mcdonalds once and he refused it saying it was haram. kids his age are running around singing lil wayne songs.

masha allah. i hope the decadent culture in the west does not eventually corrupt him.

Advo · Postby **Advo** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:51 am

Yhh kids are awesome

my 9 year old brotha calls me up and was praising himself like craazy, he said I am reading at a 6th grade level, I do good in math except division, which I am improving on and I help hooyo out, so after that I agreed to send him a game.

*hangs up*

Phone rings again

I pick up.....and answers my 6 year old brother "hey ad, hey ad, walahi his lying to you...he doesnt help mom and his reading at a 5th grade level not 6th grade like he told you and his a video game addict, dont buy him a game unless u wanna corrupt him" :lol:

BaasAbuur · Postby **BaasAbuur** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:55 am

I pick up.....and answers my 6 year old brother "hey ad, hey ad, walahi his lying to you...he doesnt help mom and his reading at a 5th grade level not 6th grade like he told you and his a video game addict, dont buy him a game unless u wanna corrupt him"

the little one is a hater. :lol:

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