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Woman R like Cars

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby RebelLion1 » Fri May 08, 2009 7:42 am

Here's another one

Women are like hurricanes, When they come, they're wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Buhodle-Gurl » Fri May 08, 2009 1:09 pm

Men are like parking space. :roll: tHe good ones are taken and the rest are handicaps. :roll:

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Cawar » Fri May 08, 2009 1:30 pm

Buhodle-Gurl wrote:Men are like parking space. :roll: tHe good ones are taken and the rest are handicaps. :roll:


:lol: Not always though. Sometimes you have to be lucky and patient to find a nice parking spot.

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Buhodle-Gurl » Fri May 08, 2009 1:38 pm

lol@ Cawar. whatever :roll: . I've got few more. :P

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. :mrgreen:

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. :clap:

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. :lol:

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby ms.naliaa » Fri May 08, 2009 1:39 pm

Cawar wrote:
Buhodle-Gurl wrote:Men are like parking space. :roll: tHe good ones are taken and the rest are handicaps. :roll:


:lol: Not always though. Sometimes you have to be lucky and patient to find a nice parking spot.



Not everyone is patient.

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Cawar » Fri May 08, 2009 1:51 pm

^Then park in the handicapped spaces..and get a ticket or park far from your intended destination.


Lol@BG. I like when women make fun of men..innocent fun I mean. :lol:

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Mataan_Ciideed » Fri May 08, 2009 1:54 pm

what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?






























A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!.

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Cisse Westlake » Fri May 08, 2009 6:57 pm

Buhodle-Gurl wrote:Men are like parking space. :roll: tHe good ones are taken and the rest are handicaps. :roll:


but there are only few handicaped spaces on a car park..

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby LaQaNyO » Fri May 08, 2009 7:44 pm

Mataan :shock: Talking about offside!! :down:

Cisse Westlake wrote:
LaQaNyO wrote:Cisse, A brand new Civic Hybird is very expensive nowadays... especially with the credit crunch going on... I wish you the best of luck mate!

Alternatively you can always purchase a pre-owned disability vehicle from the Leeds Auctions... You know, you will be counted as the first owner yea :P Mileage might or might not be high... depends on your luck :up:


LaQaNyO... u seem to know ur cars... are u a mechanic by any chance?


I thought we were talking about women though? :|

Cawar wrote:You dont need a lot of money to buy a brand new car. You just need to have a good profile/credit. lol


Lol credit/cash.... You know what they say? Same Ar.se- different B-cheeks! :oops: j/k

Credit scoring iyo ocean ha isku galin if I were you mate...

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Cawar » Fri May 08, 2009 7:56 pm

I see that understanding metaphors is not you forte eh?? lol

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby Cisse Westlake » Fri May 08, 2009 7:58 pm

LaQaNyO

i am suprised by ur knowledge of cars :up:

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Re: Woman R like Cars

Postby LaQaNyO » Fri May 08, 2009 8:06 pm

Lol Cawar... I could say the same about you :up:

Cisse.. According to you I am one (car)... so like duh!


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