Let us have fun..Somali jokes

[Goljano Lion]

ESL teacher
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Faarax was very intelligent, he quickly replied and said! The future tense is "you will simply go to jail".

[sweeti]

can't think of something

[MALMAHA]

o.k

how abot tribal sayings.

can we post them?

[Goljano Lion]

o.k

how abot tribal sayings.

can we post them?

naah, we have enough of that already

[MALMAHA]

o.k

nin somaliya oo ilka l'a banu ku nidhi,

maxa ilkaha ka riday?

wuxu yidhi before history was writing i somaliland.
ayan america qabtay,
waxan arkay gabadh caad oo qurux badan oo lugu dhdher oo cadcad leh.

waxan idhi bu yidhi waar gabadhan ha ka hadhine la hadal wa habalihi 100ka halad laga bixin
jiray tanina wa qaline.

inyar baan ka aqana ingrisida bu yidhi intiiban isla hore tagay. waxan ku idhi b yidhi


you look like horse


markasay feedh afka igaga dhufatay bu yidhi

sidasban ku ilkabelay.

[Voltage]

You will go to hell.

Sheekadi I open you/waan ku furay ma maqasheen?

[MALMAHA]

no

[Goljano Lion]

o.k

nin somaliya oo ilka l'a banu ku nidhi,

maxa ilkaha ka riday?

wuxu yidhi before history was writing i somaliland.
ayan america qabtay,
waxan arkay gabadh caad oo qurux badan oo lugu dhdher oo cadcad leh.

waxan idhi bu yidhi waar gabadhan ha ka hadhine la hadal wa habalihi 100ka halad laga bixin
jiray tanina wa qaline.

inyar baan ka aqana ingrisida bu yidhi intiiban isla hore tagay. waxan ku idhi b yidhi


you look like horse


markasay feedh afka igaga dhufatay bu yidhi

sidasban ku ilkabelay.

[Voltage]

This guy and his wife went to divorce court. Muda ayuu dagaal ka dhaxeeyey, so maxkamad baa la gaaray. Waxaa la yiri maxaa dhacay suu ye "I want to open my wife". The judge was like "whaat? you want to open your wife" and the husband was like yes I want to open her open so she doesn't bother me again...by this the court baa yaabay, the bailiff qorigu buu furtay thinking what the hells is this guy who wants to kill his wife and the husband oo frustered ah yelled "i want to open my wife, i dont want her anymore" and the judge was about to say arrest this suicidal man before the husband turned to his wife and said "naa u sheeg inaan ku furaa rabaa" and she was like he wants to divorce me...everybody released a sigh of relief

[Goljano Lion]

This guy and his wife went to divorce court. Muda ayuu dagaal ka dhaxeeyey, so maxkamad baa la gaaray. Waxaa la yiri maxaa dhacay suu ye "I want to open my wife". The judge was like "whaat? you want to open your wife" and the husband was like yes I want to open her open so she doesn't bother me again...by this the court baa yaabay, the bailiff qorigu buu furtay thinking what the hells is this guy who wants to kill his wife and the husband oo frustered ah yelled "i want to open my wife, i dont want her anymore" and the judge was about to say arrest this suicidal man before the husband turned to his wife and said "naa u sheeg inaan ku furaa rabaa" and she was like he wants to divorce me...everybody released a sigh of relief

[Voltage]

[Goljano Lion]

i saw this in San Jose

Safari Cruises in the Gulf of Puntland
Book now for the Summer Somali pirate Hunting Season

[MALMAHA]

This guy and his wife went to divorce court. Muda ayuu dagaal ka dhaxeeyey, so maxkamad baa la gaaray. Waxaa la yiri maxaa dhacay suu ye "I want to open my wife". The judge was like "whaat? you want to open your wife" and the husband was like yes I want to open her open so she doesn't bother me again...by this the court baa yaabay, the bailiff qorigu buu furtay thinking what the hells is this guy who wants to kill his wife and the husband oo frustered ah yelled "i want to open my wife, i dont want her anymore" and the judge was about to say arrest this suicidal man before the husband turned to his wife and said "naa u sheeg inaan ku furaa rabaa" and she was like he wants to divorce me...everybody released a sigh of relief

[Voltage]

Walle Soomaali iyo af waxbaa kala haysto

[Goljano Lion]

What's the difference between a Somali Pirate and a Kentucky chick?
Kentucky chicks are fat