Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for
the night.
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>They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying;
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>'Greetings, Earthling;
>We come in peace, Take us to your leader.
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>The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
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>The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
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>The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
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>The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting...
>Again, there was no response...
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>Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew out his
ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling!!!
>We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way!
>Take us to your leader, or I will Fire!'
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>The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do
that!
>I really don't think you should make him mad...'
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>'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien..
>He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.
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>There was a Huge Explosion.
>A Massive Fireball Roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet
and deposited him in a burnt and smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus
patch.
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>Half an hour passed...
>When he finally regained consciousness...
>He re focused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly
at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
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>What a ferocious creature!
>Exclaimed the Fried Young, Alien.
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>'He damn near killed me!
>How did you know he was so dangerous?'
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>The older alien leaned over...
>Placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied...
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>'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels...
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>You really don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his
shoulder twice...
>And then stick it in his ear....
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