Ask Paddington Bear anything

[Paddington Bear]

BV,
On a hot day, when you've walked for hours and hours and finally got home to rest your tired feet, do you ever smell your socks? Be honest.

Edit:
Jamaal, nice opening there (you'll know what I mean when I'm done).

I did not learn maths but I learned all I need to know about bra sizes. Which brings me nicely to my next question for BV.....

[ModerateMuslim]

please don't take offense to this Q - but are you female or a male? i'm seriously confused here.

[gobdoon]

BV WHY HAVE YOU STARTED THIS TOPIC SURELY IF PB WANTED TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS HE WOULD HAVE INSISTED SO.

[Paddington Bear]

BV WHY HAVE YOU STARTED THIS TOPIC SURELY IF PB WANTED TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS HE WOULD HAVE INSISTED SO.

Are you implying that she fancies me? I told her that the first day I met her but she keeps denying it. Too late! I went for a younger version (or was that virgin?)

[JaMaaL-23]

I think time is ripe for a PM to Ka darag, but there could be some legal repercusions as I'm 15+ years her serior

shall I take the plunge?

ITS OPEN QUESTION


PD semantics

[black velvet]

Feel free to ask me any question I will answer to the best of my ability

WER WAS U BORN BV????

Isbitaal Banadir

BV,
On a hot day, when you've walked for hours and hours and finally got home to rest your tired feet, do you ever smell your socks? Be honest.

Edit:
Jamaal, nice opening there (you'll know what I mean when I'm done).

I did not learn maths but I learned all I need to know about bra sizes. Which brings me nicely to my next question for BV.....

No I wouldn't smell it on the day because I know how it smells but I'd probably smell it the next time if I didn't have any clean socks left. And don't bother with your next question.

BV WHY HAVE YOU STARTED THIS TOPIC SURELY IF PB WANTED TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS HE WOULD HAVE INSISTED SO.

No he wouldn't. Besides it's not about him wanting to be asked but us wanting to ask


PS Focus on Paddington B

So - What did you study at Uni?

[black velvet]

BV WHY HAVE YOU STARTED THIS TOPIC SURELY IF PB WANTED TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS HE WOULD HAVE INSISTED SO.

Are you implying that she fancies me? I told her that the first day I met her but she keeps denying it. Too late! I went for a younger version (or was that virgin?)

Flattering yourself again?

loooooool@ your slur if only

[gobdoon]

O what is going on here are you guys trying to confuse me I no longer know whether I am communicaing with a female or male may be we should all use before our nicname MR/MRS/MISS etc. in that way may be just may we would your word for your gender.

[Paddington Bear]

I am male, gobdoon. BV is female.

BV WHY HAVE YOU STARTED THIS TOPIC SURELY IF PB WANTED TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS HE WOULD HAVE INSISTED SO.

Are you implying that she fancies me? I told her that the first day I met her but she keeps denying it. Too late! I went for a younger version (or was that virgin?)

Flattering yourself again?

loooooool@ your slur if only

(charity begins at home).

Serious question now. How tightly do you put on your hijab?

[JaMaaL-23]

lets start with you Gobdoon

are you two legged or tri legged

[black velvet]

I have learnt a valuable lesson today.

[Paddington Bear]

Have you?
Thought you never will.

[Skippa]

Alright, something's been bugging me and I just wanted to get it off my chest...This is for Paddington Bear.................I just wanted to apologize for my aflagaado the other day and for the childish name calling...qofwalba fikrad gooni ah ayuu leeyahay iyo ikhtiyaar...and we may not always agree but my behaviour towards you was shameful...so once again brother, raali iga ahow hadaan meel kaaga dhacay ama aad ka xumaatay hadaladii foosha xumaa een kugu soo tuuray...

[ms.naliaa]

Who is this bear character anyways???

[Chilli-]

Nalia, its Cawar from the sound of it. lol