Source: http://tshtf.blogspot.com/2009/07/too-late-now.html
Friday, July 10, 2009
If your 401K went to 201K leave it alone it is too late now.
If you are thinking of arming yourself as things are just shit you cant find ammo it is too late now.
If you were hoping to get employment with a company that has a future a bit of retirement it is too late now.
If you think it is time to stock up on food you cant protect it it is too late now.
If you think of calling your representatives to voice your disgust they have all been bribed it is too late now.
If money is scarce and food prices high you cant plant a garden it is too late now.
If you are forced into begging things are too tight the people unfriendly it is too late now.
If you want to jump a train for a free ride they travel to fast it is too late now.
If you want to flee to the mountains to keep a low profile you will just break your hip it is too late now.
If you want to borrow money the banks are too tight the tellers are ugly it is too late now.
If you want to steal a horse we quit making saddles the Chinese haven't tooled up it is too late now.
If you are looking for friendship they all have gone mean they cant think to trust you it is too late now.
When they shut off your power don't heat with wood you'll chop off your leg it is too late now.
If you try to listen to Rush he got caught with pills he is a f-king moron it is too late now.
If you turn on the tube don't believe what you hear of course they are lying it is too late now.
If you smell something nasty look under the couch its your favorite dead cat it is too late now.
If a bear breaks in to steal your fried chicken you will have to stab it with a sword it is too late now.
If you want a good rest take a bottle of pills wash them all down with vodka BECAUSE BROTHER IT IS WAY too late now.
If you think quitting smoking will protect you from cancer the air's full of DU dust it's too late now.
If you waited to trade dollars for shiny gold keep your pretty paper it's too late now.
If think your vote for Obama was going to undo the damage Bush and Cheney are laughing it is too late now.
If you think the "Rule of Law" is going to return to America keep on dreaming it is too late now.
If you think Cheney and Mossad are behind 911 forget the investigation it is too late now
If you think Obama is a usurper following the Bush agenda they are all zionist neocons it's too late now.
If you have an idea of a good one liner put it in comments and I will add it here.
Posted by Mr Morphed at 9:50 PM
