Help me Analyze someone at Work!

Postby **Basra-** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:28 pm

Ok there is this hot dude at work. Very proper, i mean fashionably dressed enough not to be called a metro-sexual- which as we all know is a code word for 'gay'. He is well manered, yet on the edge with his str8 disgusting jokes. He is intelligent, but enuf to surpass the average str8 man.( only gays r hyper intelligent. i think testestorene prevents the usage of brain cells)
He is neat like a gay man yet --he eats with his hands.(obviously a barbaric str8 character)---he flirts with me but discreetly, which begs me to think why is he NOT falling or crazy after me like the rest of them? SO today we had an interesting conversation, that sort of made my eyes pop!

Subject of conversation. Our Betta Fish.

ME: Oh why r animals kingdom the opposite of humans? Male animals r beautiful than the female. Look at this betta male fish, so pretty, so colorful.

Him: Well human female r not naturlaly beautiful. Make-up intervention?

ME: :shock:

Third party: Oh its so cold in the room all over a sudden. I swear a few seconds ago--it was crazy hot in here. Hhhhmmm maybe its me.

ME: Silently---No its the chemistry buzz thats worn off. He is sooo not cute anymore. :lol:

Postby **Basra-** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:29 pm

Does this convo --automatically make him gay? First- why does he have the insight of make-up? Two- why is he not praising women?

The Gunners · Postby **The Gunners** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:32 pm

He acts gay infront of you so he you wont get your fat ass on his face

peace- · Postby **peace-** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:33 pm

Basra- wrote:

This party: Oh its so cold in the room all over a sudden. I swear a few seconds ago--it was crazy hot in here. Hhhhmmm maybe its me.

i guess im just stating the bleeding obvious when i say you're very much in need of a wax ku wase!

Kinetic · Postby **Kinetic** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:35 pm

^

ms.naliaa · Postby **ms.naliaa** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:37 pm

hahaha

he called you ugly.

Postby **Nabeela** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:39 pm

Basra, ignore these haters, he is right about one thing though, alot of women are ugly without make up. :clap:

The Gunners · Postby **The Gunners** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:41 pm

[quote=\"Nabeela\"] he is right about one thing though, alot of women are ugly without make up. :clap:

[/quote]

And you are still ugly with make up.

Macaaney_1991 · Postby **Macaaney_1991** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:43 pm

You know the thing that pisses me off about guys. when they don't ask u out/ phone number
even u know that the guy likes u.....why can't he just admit it

peace- · Postby **peace-** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:44 pm

The Gunners wrote:[quote=\"Nabeela\"] he is right about one thing though, alot of women are ugly without make up.

And you are still ugly with make up.[/quote]
:lol:

Postby **Nabeela** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:46 pm

The Gunners wrote:[quote=\"Nabeela\"] he is right about one thing though, alot of women are ugly without make up.

And you are still ugly with make up.[/quote]

Learn how to quote properly before you attempt to "insult" anyone.

The Gunners · Postby **The Gunners** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:47 pm

You wish you looked like the girl in your avatar, dont you.

Self hating motherfucker

Postby **Basra-** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:23 pm

The Gunners---is also Somalia star aka Twisted aka Afdhere, a deplorable character! :clap:

siren · Postby **siren** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:16 pm

He's obviously not into you, get the hint doqonyahaay...

Ka darag · Postby **Ka darag** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:28 pm

Nabeela wrote:Basra, ignore these haters, he is right about one thing though, alot of women are ugly without make up.

I dnt understand women who put on lipstcik to taraweeh?

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