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Aseelah-Raaida wrote:

The Nomad wrote:

Aseelah-Raaida wrote:The Nomad

Take your beef to the Ogaden section hadaa nin tahay,walle edab baa lagu yeeliya.

Are you Ogaden?

Bah Sakiin Laq

H ignore this guy, attention uun buu rabaa.

XIII

Pilot fish are pragmatic pioneers

they are also visionary fish

they lead other fish

to their happy hunting grounds

to their happy haunts

to their desired destinations

to their day of rendezvous with destiny

The Gadabursie

(May their tribe increase!)

are the brave pilot fish of Somalia

in Boramo

under the Tree of Wise Counsel

the Gadabursie mothered the mothers of the North

the Gadabursie are piloting the ill-mannered Iidoar

to peace

to bashbash

to barwaqo

the Gadabursie have decided to go global

whereas the Iidoar have decided

to go ghetto

to go it alone

to go haywire

to go UDI (Unilateral Declaration of Independence)

to go MIA (Missing In Action)

to go AWOL

to take French leave from sanity

If you have

an idea to advance

a project to promote

a mission to mould

a vision to forward

a passion to plant

a notion to nurse

a goal to sell

get a Gadabursie

as a guide

as a guru

as a go-to man

get a Gadabursie

to say it for you

to sell it for you

to tout it for you

the Gadabursie are so sophisticated

that they well say it in Hebrew

that they well sell it in Dutch

that they well say it in German

that they well sell it in Greek

that they well say it in English

wholly forgetting (and it vexes them very much)

that Somali is what you speak!

if you have a cause to espouse

get a Gadabursie

as your Spin Doctor

as your Spinmeister

get a Gadabursie

to say it for you

to sell it for you

to tout it for you

for a Gadabursie will make your cause

sound sweeter than the song of the bulbul

for you won’t get

any guff

any gaffe

any gammon

from a Gadabursie

for the Gadabursie abound in PhDs

whereas the Abgal abound in asses

whereas the Habar Gidir abound in natural born killers

The Gadabursie eschew jaad & chew on knowledge

Whereas the Iidoar chew jaad & eschew knowledge

The Gadabursie know

how to stand the Iidoar gaff

The Gadabursie progress

because they oppress nobody

whereas the Habar Gidir regress

because they oppress everybody

The Gadabursie

(May their tribe increase!)

are the brave pilot fish of Somalia

funny how every qabil highlights their "amaan"

and why not?

djibsomali wrote:and why not?

Only a fool would take credit for something he had no part in its creation. I created we allowed you to live amongst us in peace and we even gave you the opportunity to take the highest office in our land. But you assume what the donkey is saying is the truth and that you have some especial powers explaining the peace in the north which you want to credit for.

Ps, that Donkey is a nasty tribalist who only saves his venom for certain tribes, but like the rest of his donkey nation he worships the MJ's. Tell me if thats not a inferiority complex.

GENERAL_SNM wrote:

djibsomali wrote:and why not?

Only a fool would take credit for something he had no part in its creation. I created we allowed you to live amongst us in peace and we even gave you the opportunity to take the highest office in our land. But you assume what the donkey is saying is the truth and that you have some especial powers explaining the peace in the north which you want to credit for.

Ps, that Donkey is a nasty tribalist who only saves his venom for certain tribes, but like the rest of his donkey nation he worships the MJ's. Tell me if thats not a inferiority complex.

GENERAL_SNM wrote:

djibsomali wrote:and why not?

Only a fool would take credit for something he had no part in its creation. I created we allowed you to live amongst us in peace and we even gave you the opportunity to take the highest office in our land. But you assume what the donkey is saying is the truth and that you have some especial powers explaining the peace in the north which you want to credit for.

Ps, that Donkey is a nasty tribalist who only saves his venom for certain tribes, but like the rest of his donkey nation he worships the MJ's. Tell me if thats not a inferiority complex.

Togane must be really Pro if he can get this deep under your skin

Togane must be really Pro if he can get this deep under your skin

Do you know the geyser that wrote this piece

seemeyer wrote:

Togane must be really Pro if he can get this deep under your skin

Do you know the geyser that wrote this piece

Togane is wellknowm abgaal writer and obviously a majerteen admirer:up:

and obviously a majerteen admirer

Keeping that quiet are you
That piece is well written;does he write profesionaly

seemeyer wrote:

and obviously a majerteen admirer

Keeping that quiet are you
That piece is well written;does he write profesionaly

I know he is a professor and i think he lives in Canada

seemeyer wrote:

and obviously a majerteen admirer

Keeping that quiet are you
That piece is well written;does he write profesionaly

Yeah when his high on alcohol

Togane's poetry is really good, I enjoy it and the man has an amazing command of the English language


Ok here are my 2 favorite lines

the Hawiye

are balayo barracuda baraculo fanculo fish

and

we are not smelly Somalis.

we are Mai Mai!

O my!

We are not Mahaatire!

We are the world!

you guys should appreciate aabe siyaad barre helped build bossaso and hargeisa and did not focus much on his own tribe's lands in gedo this is why they are left with ghettoized lol. What self-sacrifice aabe siyaad barre did for somalia

togane is a gifted man. unfortunately he is misusing his talent. he should've done his poetry skill with else thing useful instead of obsessing himself with qabiil narrations.