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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby nomadicwarlord » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:19 am

Basra- wrote:nomadicwarlord its a hunch i have.If u r not an cadaan u must be an atheist amadeus slash mozart wanna be! :clap:


If I'm an atheist then you must be a changudoa. :mrgreen:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby Basra- » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:44 am

nomadicwarlord

no macaanto, i am malaya. :roll:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby michael_ital » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:37 am

Abdi_westldn wrote:That isn't really funny though. :|



Funny? I doubt it's even true. This nitwit will have you believe he was privvy to both ends of the conversation? :lol:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby CoolPoisons » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:40 am

michael are U lost by any chance?

Ur an Italian homosexual who thinks he's Somali

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby michael_ital » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:44 am

CoolPoisons wrote:michael are U lost by any chance?

Ur an Italian homosexual who thinks he's Somali



Wooowwwwwww, THAT was a REEEEAL clever comeback there kid. ; ) :up:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby ciyaal_warta » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:46 am

CoolPoisons wrote:She started yesterday as administrator. A client rang up she dealt with im then he asked for her name. She said Hawo. He said how do U spell it?

Then she said, H for Hawiye, A for alpha, W for war, O for OK

the client, confused, asked what she meant by Hawiye. She said its a tribe thinking that every human being knew what Hawiye was. He said, honey, I dont know what Halawiye is now do U H for Hotel? she said yes.


I was like :shock: then made a what the f expression

I went to her said gacaliso, what made U say that? she said she was nervous and then asked me if I was Hawiye. I said, maya abaaye, Im Somali. isnt that enough?

She felt akward and for the rest of the day didnt speak to me



abaaa kaalay adi waxaa rabtoo maanu sheekahee...duqa ramadan waaye naga khaleey nooh

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby Abdi_westldn » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:48 am

michael_ital wrote:
Abdi_westldn wrote:That isn't really funny though. :|



Funny? I doubt it's even true. This nitwit will have you believe he was privvy to both ends of the conversation? :lol:


Don't begfriend me yareey. :arrow:

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abaaa kaalay adi waxaa rabtoo maanu sheekahee...duqa ramadan waaye naga khaleey nooh


Your aaf somali is still bad, yet you still choose to keep massacring it. :mrgreen:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby The Gunners » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:49 am

Somalis are white people with dark skin, for example, i have German hair.

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby michael_ital » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:50 am

[quote="Abdi_westldn"]

Don't begfriend me yareey. :arrow:

[quote="ciyaal_warta"]


Begfriend you? You dickeating sonufagun, I don't even KNOW you! :|

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby Advo » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:54 am

Gunner,Image


As for the story, sounds like ducktales but believe it or not there are some people who tell ajnabis their qabiil out of the blue and shid.

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby Basra- » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:55 am

[quote="The Gunners"]Somalis are white people with dark skin, for example, i have German hair.[/quote]


That was fat Alluring who said that!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby ciyaal_warta » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:59 am

Abdi_westldn wrote:
michael_ital wrote:
Abdi_westldn wrote:That isn't really funny though. :|



Funny? I doubt it's even true. This nitwit will have you believe he was privvy to both ends of the conversation? :lol:


Don't begfriend me yareey. :arrow:

ciyaal_warta wrote:
abaaa kaalay adi waxaa rabtoo maanu sheekahee...duqa ramadan waaye naga khaleey nooh


Your aaf somali is still bad, yet you still choose to keep massacring it. :mrgreen:



listen man this is the way we talk in ma endz ....and datz how i talk in real life ...marka duqa ha igu mashquuulin nooh...hadii kale adi lee daaleysid walaah :mrgreen:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby Abdi_westldn » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:04 am

michael_ital wrote:
Abdi_westldn wrote:
Don't begfriend me yareey. :arrow:

ciyaal_warta wrote:

Begfriend you? You dickeating sonufagun, I don't even KNOW you! :|


Look no need for the name calling you obviously needed a friend yareey but you just quoted the wrong guy. :mrgreen:



Ciyaal Warta I'm playing your aaf somali waa iiska exotic mucho differento to mine...but then again Im a Ogaden who speaks like a Isaaq. :lol:

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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby ToughGong » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:08 am

Then she said, H for Hawiye, A for alpha, W for war, O for OK


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: phsychiatriast would have a field day with that
Did she realy say it like that
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Re: Funny shiid at my work. New somali girl

Postby CoolPoisons » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:12 am

seemeyer wrote:
Then she said, H for Hawiye, A for alpha, W for war, O for OK


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: phsichiatriast would have a field day with that
Did she realy say it like that


she did but im seeing Ur point

:lol: :lol:


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