"Hey basra-- do you think my butt is big?"
Basra looked at the wiggling, obviously big butt, and also looked at the distraught, sad face of the owner of the big butt, and decided to lie to him.
" No my dearest---your butt looks below medium. You look fine macaan. Relax. I have to run now.
The distrought chubby delightful man was not convinced, he went to the fifth floor hotel-where they had burkhaah aquan women association meeting and knocked at Hypers door. Hyper is interrupted from her yoga.
"Hyper u do your yoga in burkha?
"Yes--do you have a problem with that? Say mashaalaah instead of looking at me so judgementall" Hyper responded as she grasped for breath.
'Anyway--hyper please please be honest with me yaqqe. Do you think my butt is big?"
Cough Cough-----Hyper coughs, not really wanting to lie as it is dhaambi--so she opts for the safe answer.
"Walaal i cannot comment on mens butt--it is a big dhaambi. Why do you care walaal--its all xaar."
The sad man almost tears.
"Do you mean to say my junk is sooo big--its full of xaar"??
"Inaalillaah istaqfurulaah-----no no no walaal i did not say that. Let me go and pray salatul shukr first walaal--see you later.
Hyper quickly closed the door.
The sad man finally sees his old friend Qansa approach him. HE knows for sure his inaa adeer will tell him like it is.
"Waar ninyahow i am so glad to see. Say, i want your honesty. I have started growing calool and a big butt sidii naagihii. I have been eating like a wolf lately. Do you think i have a big fuutoo?
Qansa looking high on qaad, looked at the big butt and preventing himself from cracking up--bravely he finally whispered...
"Jump up and lets see how it shakes."
After jumping and shaking while Qansa put on "I luv Big Butts & i wont lie".....Qansa finally concluded..
"Hanad_mn ....hate to break it to you bro.....but all your butt needs now is a pair of pink thong"
Say WHAT?
hanad_mn asks.
