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If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

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If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Mystic_Angel » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:25 pm

If for one day I could rule the world, this is what it would be like.

Neo-nazis, white and black supremacists, Ann Coulter, George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, New Gingrich, John Beohner, and others would all be sent to concentration camps. No, they would not die from gas. Rather, I would slowly dip them into hot hydrochloric acid. VERY SLOWLY!

My next step would be to ban clothes for Alshabab men in somalia and would be prohibited from seeking sexual advances from the poor little teen-age girls in mogadishu and balcad.

AND ALL alshabab MEN and somali warlords WOULD SUCK MY 13 inch ceeb! Except for the ugly and the old ones. Men would build me pyramids while I whip them from behind with furry leather. The best looking ones will sit next to me and feed me grapes all day as I sit on them in the hot sun.

Cats would take over as the favorite pet. Dogs will be their slaves. And we will use hamsters to make electricity.

Muwhahahaha, I'm just getting started. :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby HELWAA » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:28 pm

Yaa binti ceeb..waa maxay G aad ka hadleysa..bisinka :lol: :lol: :lol:

as for the topic if could rule one day it would be no starving children and mothers.I would bulid homes for homeless pple.
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Oslochick23 » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god !!!!!!
Angel I agree everything else U wrote, but the Republican Leaders part was not necessary :down:
VIVA FOXNEWS :up: :up:
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Mystic_Angel » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:30 pm

Nayahe, its only a genital...its natural dear....btw I could select you for being my sidekick mean partner... 8-)
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby HELWAA » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:36 pm

:lol: genitalka dadka ilaahy siyey o daa
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Mystic_Angel » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:39 pm

Nayahe, boringkii ba igabtay shaqada....i have an hour left and am so dreading it.. :x
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby shitguy » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:41 pm

Mystic_Angel wrote:If for one day I could rule the world, this is what it would be like.

Neo-nazis, white and black supremacists, Ann Coulter, George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, New Gingrich, John Beohner, and others would all be sent to concentration camps. No, they would not die from gas. Rather, I would slowly dip them into hot hydrochloric acid. VERY SLOWLY!

My next step would be to ban clothes for Alshabab men in somalia and would be prohibited from seeking sexual advances from the poor little teen-age girls in mogadishu and balcad.

AND ALL alshabab MEN and somali warlords WOULD SUCK MY 13 inch ceeb! Except for the ugly and the old ones. Men would build me pyramids while I whip them from behind with furry leather. The best looking ones will sit next to me and feed me grapes all day as I sit on them in the hot sun.

Cats would take over as the favorite pet. Dogs will be their slaves. And we will use hamsters to make electricity.

Muwhahahaha, I'm just getting started. :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:


No wonder we have less women presidents :down:
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby HELWAA » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:43 pm

Inaalilaah ma shaqa ku jirta.....i'm just glad i dont work any weekends anymore.

well just plan ur night dear. :mrgreen:
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Mystic_Angel » Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:48 pm

I am making up yesterday's pile today dear...thanks :kiss:

Shitguy, your name says it all.. :roll:
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby zingii » Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:18 am

What kinda name is shitguy? :lol: :lol: :lol: LOLZ
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby TrophY-WifeY- » Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:36 am

:lol: :lol: mystic


i dont want to rule the world, i just want wabt the power to rule somalia 8-)
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby abdisamad3 » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:05 am

crazy women..how in hell can you build pyramides in one day..and whats is the purpose of building pyramides..are you a pagan kafir or something?..
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby suga_delic » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:46 am

create permenant peace
destroy all weapons
abolish femenism. :x
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Advo » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:50 am

cut down every tree in the world and plant weed in it's place :up:
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Re: If you could ruled the world for one day, what would you do?

Postby Padishah » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:52 am

How do you build houses for the world's poor in ONE day? Improbable, no?
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