@The Doctors Clinic
She said, eedo macaan tell the doctor waxkasto aan kuu sheego
I agreed.
Doctor comes in and asks what's wrong
She says "eedo usheeg dhabarka la'iga hayaaa"
Me: Someone is holding her back
Doctor: should I call the police?
Eedo: "dhiiigii baa ifadhiistey"
Me: her blood is sitting down
Doctor: the fuk?
Eedo: "Dhinacaan oo dhan baa imaqan"
me: Apparently she's also missing her whole side
Doctor: chesus christ
Eedo "waran baa caloosha iiga tagan"
Me: There's a spear pierced in her belly
Doctor: Bisinka iyo yassin (and he doesnt even speak somali)
Eedo "Kilyaha baa igasoo boodboodi doono"
Me: her kidneys are about to jump out man!!
Doctor: ....I Quit this shid, I FAKING QUIT THIS JOB!!!





