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Mine Are:

1. Hisbul Islam Will Join TFG.
2. Al Shabaab will destroy itself from within and the TFG will finish them off.
3. Billions Dollars Worth Of Oil Will be Found In Puntland.
4. Puntland Will regain Lascanod Peacefully.
5.Riyale will continue to rule Ildoors.
6. Somalia oo dhan will be rule from Garowe starting 2010

You can't even control Gaalkacyo.

- Sheikh Sharif will resign citing personal reasons.(He wants to travel full time )
- Sheikh Aweys will pass away from bullet wounds sustained from an assassination attempt.
- Hisbul Islam will join the TFG after Aweys death.
- Al Shabaab will fragment even more due to lack of direction.
- A sense of calm will prevail in Somalia.

You can't even control Gaalkacyo.

Alittle unrest wa iska cadi, I will control you in Gedo soon just like the little youth is doing.

4. Puntland Will regain Lascanod Peacefully.

Wishful thinking maskeen

1. An exemplary elections will take place in Somaliland, bringing back UDUB government for another 5 year term.
2. Somaliland will move to quash the fishfaces and extend its authority to Laas Qorey and beyond
3. Puntland will continue to decline and will shrink even further. Dhabayaco will put all blame to Faroole and chaos will reign
4. Mogadishu situation will remain static
5. The international Community will loose confidence in Sheekh Sherif
6. Another round of Warlord/Islamists talks will be held somewhere, most likely Saudi Arabia.

1. Somalia will be nuked in February 2010 by the International Community, even Muslim countries approve.

2. All the dead Somali bodies from Berbera to Kismayo will be thrown in the sea in March 2010.

3. Photos will be taken of the ex-Somali cities and towns for future comedy material in April 2010.

4. Bulldozers enter Bosaso, Berbera and Mogadishu ports to destroy the old native settlements in May 2010.

5. A large auction will be held in which ex-Somalia will be granted to the highest bidder in June 2010.

6. Mexico wins it accidentally, mistaking '50' for 50.000 pesos instead 50 Billion US Dollars.

7. The Mexican representatives have all been executed in Mexico City upon return, meanwhile the Mexican government is brainstorming how to use ex-Somalia to earn back the lost money that was intended for emergency stash of beans and rice for 2012.

8. The Mexican government hires PriceWaterhouseCoopers to make a business plan for them in september 2010.

9. Mexican troops are deployed in ex-Somalia to exterminate a group of Somalis that were for some bizarre reason not affected by the Nuclear Attack due to Khat, in October 2010.

10. The Last real native Somali is killed with a catapult in the Mudug desert screaming that he is an Ethiopian in November 2010.

11. PriceWaterhouseCoopers finalises research, ex-Somalia is being prepared for 2011, the year of rebuilding.

^^^^f-king Gaalo Gudhan!!!!

hisul islam will breakup with the most important elements join al shabab
fighting will intensifiy in central somalia and al shabab will gain more ground on ahlu moryan wal xabash
alshabab will capture Dhuusamareeb
sharif willl still be president of the tfg
ethiopians will make more incursions into somalia but they will fail
riyale will still be the leader of the idoors
more chaos in pirateland