"Terry, wherever you may be,
You will lose the captaincy,
Your children and your wife Toni
And all your sponsorship money.
Father of the year, you're havin' a laugh
Father of the year, you're havin' a laugh
Father of the year, you're havin' a laugh
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down
going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down on John Terry"
....
"Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
His Dad deals coke
And his Mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty.
Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
He can not shoot
And he can't fc-uking pass
But he'll take your missus up the ar-se"
...
"When i was just a little boy
I asked my mother who should i be
Should i be Terry should i be Bridge
Heres what she said to me
watch yer wife my son
with terry she's bound to get done
he will shoot over her bum
John Terry is S.cum"
...
"ashley cole got pulled for doing 104mph in a 50 zone,
when the coppers asked him why he was speeding he replied
"john terry's outside my house!!"
..
