Being a slave means living your life based on the directions of someone else
That is the Definition of a Muslim, Directions from Allah Almighty and muslims follow it thereby becoming slaves of him, And I know you have beef with that, choke on it

Waxba Osama hadaba wareegin, it is God you have issue with, substituting God's name for Osama is just cheap, be brave and express your inner thoughts.
Hence, when you consult Osama for your day-to-day activities, that makes you a slave. It also makes you a whore because your prostitute yourself trying to satisfy others.
Refer to the above comments I made in response to your earlier lame comment.
PS: mISCREANT aptly fits your personality --> Depraved and base fucks like you. Quite a fit really.