Somali Man Writes Letter to Bill Gates

[Devils_Advkt]

yeah i know it is old but very funny. this mali guy born in yemeni wrote a letter to bill gates asking for help with windows (he wants the somali version of windows)
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the link is posted at the bottom.
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An Open Letter to Bill Gates
Interestingly, Yemen Times received a letter from a Somali reader living in Yemen who aimed at delivering it to Bill Gates. However, perhaps he thought that the best tool to do that is through Yemen Times. It is not a common practice to publish such articles, but the editorial board decided to publish it, at least to satisfy our reader’s wish. Who knows? Maybe Bill Gates will actually read his letter online?

Dear Bill Gates,
President of Microsoft Corporation

After compliments,

I am a Somali citizen Yousuf Ali Jama, born in the city of Aden - Yemen and resident in it since I was born. I work as a teacher in a vocational training institute. I would like to express my deep regret over the decision of the Primary court to divide Microsoft Co. It is clear that the division of the company will severely jeopardize this scientific and technological foundation, particularly in the field of scientific research and inventions.
Therefore, I would like here to confirm my solidarity with you in the hope that this decision will be appealed against at the Supreme Court. May God help you.
Mr. Bill
I have been trained on your program Windows, and another group of related programs like Word, Excel, Access, Internet Explorer. I was so amazed by this scientific achievement. What, however, pains me is that this program on which I was trained was designed only for Arabic and English. I enquired why shouldn’t there be also another program designed for Somali and English languages. These two languages use the same Latin letters. So I am considering to put before you some proposals and opinions which I hope will contribute something to support your establishment. I am summarizing these as follows:
1- There are seventeen million Somalis spreading out in four states in the east of the African Continent. They do not know any language other than Somali. If we regard our era as the era of computers, I think that these people will be deprived of the achievement s of this era. Therefore, I propose to your company that it manufactures MS Windows with its supplements of other programs in English and Somali languages. I think it will not be faced with difficulty in this as the language are written in Latin letters. In this way, your company will have helped our people to catch the era of computers, while at the same time it will provide for itself a large market for its products in the eastern part of the African continent.
2- In 1992, the US forces were sent to Somalia in an operation called “Restore Hope”. The operation failed. Regardless of our opinion about its objectives, justifications and reasons, there is a point unknown to the world. It is that our people are suffering from the world’s high illiteracy rate. Our people are unable to understand what they are seeing in this world of 2000. Among the most important reasons are the lack of any TV Station. Therefore in Somalia until now 90% of our people have not seen any TV program. So how can they understand what others do even for their benefit? The US government should have better established a Somali language satellite TV station based in London instead of sending its forces to Somalia. I hereby propose to your excellency that your company make this station as an investment project.
3- I heard there is a charitable society carrying your name and belongs to your company. I had wished this society include the two following programs into its charitable programs.
a- The world of today is that of the Internet. We, Somalis are pressing that the society sets a site on the Internet with the name of natural Somalia with all its five parts, so that it becomes an archive for anything about Somalia and a forum for exchange of ideas and discussions about our situation, concerns and problems, along with a space for advertisements, etc. Your charitable society will manage and develop this site and provide the necessary funding to run it.
b- Recently the world has begun to be swept by a new phenomena called Internet Café shops. My hope is that your charitable society would set up such cafés in the safe territories of Somalia, particularly in the northern territory which is called the Republic of Somaliland.

Yours,

Yousuf Ali Jama
Maala - Aden
Email: jamaweyne@usa.net




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http://www.yementimes.com/00/iss32/letters.htm




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[Adanna]

Where's the joke. War you are the joke..or no, walla it's sad What's so funny about it, millions of other ppl have windows in their lingos. Why shouldn't there be one in somali. Farankabooloo

[Otali]

who can save you, a white man who does not make love to his own wife, who is a pervert who rapes little filipino kids has nothing to expect in this life but just the vague conviction of a painless oblivion in the next 20 years, who most likely, probably has never believed in anything, who was abused by his own so called parents or a priest, apart from what his money can get him who does this man have?
A man who lives in fear of his own children, who suspects everyone deep down hates him and is waiting for him to die, who is selfish in every single regard, who is cruel S.O.B, who does not even know where he came from, what a man to thank

[Basra-]

Somalis are the most intelligent people on the African continent! LOOOOOOL --I mean -- u have to got to salute the dude for 'dreaming' big!!!!!



PS: Otali i had no idea you were Gay????

[optimist_1]

[quote="Basra-"]Somalis are the most intelligent people on the African continent! LOOOOOOL --I mean -- u have to got to salute the dude for 'dreaming' big!!!!!



PS: Otali i had no idea you were Gay???? [/quote]
Basra how dumb can you be

Do you know how dumb u must be to call a muslim gay.

Havent you read his love letters to prag or were you jelous

[Otali]

…a mere ploy to get Otali excited. The outlandishness of such an accusation needs no reply, Gimme me a fuuckin break
really calling me a fuuckin homo? Is that where this going.
Well, you could have easily just sent a pm, you know, but I guess we are too high and mighty for that, huh?
Now confronted by these malicious attacks, downright libel against my own very existence as a man, I am supposed to do what?
FUUCK I WISH YOUR MAN I WOULD KIILL YOU!

look forward to some apology in the mail and bit womanly extra too….