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survival tips for muslim men in the uk...

Postby biko » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:19 am

its very hard to be muslim in the uk this days and since the popos are given a green light to kill any suspected suicide bomber, young muslims have to be very creative to avoid been shot accidently by a clumsy cop.

dress differently, a tight t-shirt and tight jeans so to show that you aint wearing a bomb belt; you might look like a fag but you'll live.

go to the gay bars and take part in their parad.

celebrate eid with a glass of wine.

encourage the sisters to drop their hijab.

experience new things and dont let islam hold back your desier.



its about time we become civilized...so lets get with the program and be part of the civilized world.

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Postby The-Screw » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:43 am

please tell me thats a joke...
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Postby Dhaga Bacayl » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:43 am

Whuz up Biko!


Lol@Tight jeans and tight t-shirts…isn’t that how you guys dress over there these days.

I went to England couple of years a go and I have seen Somali men wearing tight asz jeans with no back pockets, very similar to the style of the ladies….and they thought I was crazy with my buggy jeans.

I have very simple solution to y’all…..obey the fuccking law and you will be fine.

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Re: survival tips for muslim men in the uk...

Postby dhuusa_deer » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:56 am

biko

"go to the gay bars and take part in their parad."

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby biko » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:24 am

[quote="Dhaga Bacayl"]Whuz up Biko!


Lol@Tight jeans and tight t-shirts…isn’t that how you guys dress over there these days.

I went to England couple of years a go and I have seen Somali men wearing tight asz jeans with no back pockets, very similar to the style of the ladies….and they thought I was crazy with my buggy jeans.

I have very simple solution to y’all…..obey the fuccking law and you will be fine.[/quote]
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i wish it was as easy as just obeying the law! we have jumpy cops who dont realy need much excuse to pull the triger.

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Postby Dhaga Bacayl » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:36 am

Biko,


I thought British cops don't carry guns....


Let me ask you this man, How the khat chewing gathering will be impacted?

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Postby biko » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:41 am

[quote="Dhaga Bacayl"]Biko,


I thought British cops don't carry guns....


Let me ask you this man, How the khat chewing gathering will be impacted?[/quote]
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the police normaly dont carry guns but they do have an arm response unite that keeps it in their cars. but with all this terrorist shit going on at the moment there are lost of plane clothes police who are armed.

this is a very bad time for khat consumers. to be in a state of mirqaan this days is to be acting like a potential suicid bomber. so my advice to all the mirqaan crew is to grace indoors.

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:04 pm

i'd rather be shot by a cop than be beaten to death by a drag queen in a night club with the end of her heel.
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Postby Daanyeer » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:29 pm

Biko,

C'mon and APPEAR on BBC or SKY news. Who knows u are "the SKINNY on his way to MP"

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Postby Kamal35 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:44 pm

Biko: Do you think if they will allow to the astronaut of the Discovery to wear those bags in their backs?????????? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby biko » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:56 pm

like malcom x said, "by any mean is neccesary"! i'll wear high heels if that will stop them from shooting. Laughing

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Postby Mowhawk » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:54 pm

Biko

Get fake dreadlocks. Laughing

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Re: survival tips for muslim men in the uk...

Postby DANGIRL » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:59 pm

[quote="biko"]its very hard to be muslim in the uk this days and since the popos are given a green light to kill any suspected suicide bomber, young muslims have to be very creative to avoid been shot accidently by a clumsy cop.

dress differently, a tight t-shirt and tight jeans so to show that you aint wearing a bomb belt; you might look like a fag but you'll live.

go to the gay bars and take part in their parad.

celebrate eid with a glass of wine.

encourage the sisters to drop their hijab.

experience new things and dont let islam hold back your desier.



its about time we become civilized...so lets get with the program and be part of the civilized world.[/quote]

Dont ya'll dress and act like this anyway!

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Postby AYEYO*CAASHO » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:54 pm

ayeyo caasho
dont like to seeing nin oo somali
wearing gabdaha cambuur iyo stilletos
blease no gay bar

beace and loof


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