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Halimos that are not Wifey type

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby kambuli » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:10 am

MVP,

Do these rules apply to men? If a guy falls under one or more of these illustrations, does it make him, no husband type :?:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:16 am

MVP,

Do these rules apply to men? If a guy falls under one or more of these illustrations, does it make him, no husband type :?:
No. For men it's: If a guy writes a LIST, ditch him. He's a fussy pedant who will chase you around the house at the end of every month and tell you that you've used too many tea bags the previous week. :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby ms.naliaa » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:24 am

MVP,

Do these rules apply to men? If a guy falls under one or more of these illustrations, does it make him, no husband type :?:
No. For men it's: If a guy writes a LIST, ditch him. He's a fussy pedant who will chase you around the house at the end of every month and tell you that you've used too many tea bags the previous week. :mrgreen:

looool Marry me Peddington.
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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:30 am

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses. :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby ms.naliaa » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:37 am

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses. :mrgreen:

Why would you chose AW and Cool as witnesses??

I want my girls there.

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:41 am

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses. :mrgreen:

Why would you chose AW and Cool as witnesses??

I want my girls there.
To make it halal when I try to slip my hand into yours. :mrgreen:
Bring your girls to the party later. First lets make this 'official'. Or as Abdi just whispered in my ear "Consummate then celebrate". :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby qoraxeey » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:45 am

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses. :mrgreen:
:? :?

make u sure U dont talk about al.shabab or disagree with him on anything, during your meher ceremony .. otherwise he will call u a kafir & shot u down

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:54 am

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses. :mrgreen:
:? :?

make u sure U dont talk about al.shabab or disagree with him on anything, during your meher ceremony .. otherwise he will call u a kafir & shot u down
He would approve of this sort of thing. Xarakat Al Mujahedeen Al Shabab encourages all it's potential members to marry early and have plenty of children. It's the opposite of the Chinese system of one family one child. Al Shabab encourage one bonk, one child. :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby ms.naliaa » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:56 am

Lets do it now, naliaa. Lets do it now. We can have sheikh Somali Star as the wadaad and Abdulwahab and Coolpoison as witnesses. :mrgreen:

Why would you chose AW and Cool as witnesses??

I want my girls there.
To make it halal when I try to slip my hand into yours. :mrgreen:
Bring your girls to the party later. First lets make this 'official'. Or as Abdi just whispered in my ear "Consummate then celebrate". :mrgreen:

looool @ consummate and celebrate.
Can we do both at the same time???

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:59 am

With your girls there? That wont be a wedding, it’ll be an orgy dear. Err..count me in. :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby ms.naliaa » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:05 am

With your girls there? That wont be a wedding, it’ll be an orgy dear. Err..count me in. :mrgreen:

lol
Nalia does not share.

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:31 am

That's not very encouraging, naliaa. The last time I visited my optician, he gravely informed me that I suffer from an incurable roving eye. :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby SummerRain » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:33 am

Paddy, you like being chased don't you? :|

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby Paddington Bear » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:37 am

Paddy, you like being chased don't you? :|
Only by females and only around a king size bed. At all other times, I do the chasing Ismahan. :mrgreen:

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Re: Halimos that are not Wifey type

Postby ms.naliaa » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:38 am

That's not very encouraging, naliaa. The last time I visited my optician, he gravely informed me that I suffer from an incurable roving eye. :mrgreen:
You can look but you cant touch.

(cause I do it all the time :mrgreen: )


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