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Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:50 pm
by Koronto60
Jamaal,
Utanga was legendary in that department.
A lot of my friends used to get high off their asses on the weekends and pull an all-nighter at Lotus cinema with a Baajuuni girl in tow. Kibokoni was the it zone, meeshaas aa loo aadi jiray tangawizi, mushakal and a few blunts. Then shit finally hit Utanga, markaas waaye marka sheekada xumaatay. Eid was the day to get wasted and get some love on the side.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:59 pm
by JaMaaL-23
Koronto
Jamaal,
Utanga was legendary in that department.
A lot of my friends used to get high off their asses on the weekends and pull an all-nighter at Lotus cinema with a Baajuuni girl in tow. Kibokoni was the it zone, meeshaas aa loo aadi jiray
tangawizi, mushakal and a few blunts. Then shit finally hit Utanga, markaas waaye marka sheekada xumaatay. Eid was the day to get wasted and get some love on the side.
More like going to Bush bar for Tusker kuuba. A/Wahad prolly knows this shit better.
waryaa I was young in Utange, and was the lucky few who was not prone to the Dhuudhi investation.
Lakiin twice I came down with Malaria cus I used to Shukaansi near the tuubada biyaha and the kaneeco is applenty.
One thing can confirm was Utange has the highest concentration of the finest looking chicks I have ever seen anywhere in the world.
You will see 4 girls oo super ah going together.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:06 am
by Koronto60
Amen to your last statement there.
Lol@dhuudhi infestation. That shit was inevitable sxb. Maryooleey waan ka soo kor dhacnay, but that was some serious inhospitable land. What about the snakes and all the other nasty wild-life? And then you'd the Giriyamas who never hid their hatred for us. Its incredible we survived it.
We should have Utanga re-union and bring plenty of mukaati myaye, yama joma and some ass kicking tangawizi.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:15 am
by Somalian_Boqor
^^^How old are you guys again?

Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:17 am
by JaMaaL-23
Beleive it or not Mombasa had expanded towards Utanga and its now it's fringes, some Somalis are buying nearby land around Majaoni.
I have visited Utange 14 months ago, man! you will never think there was once 120,000 ppl living there as the place is converted into a farm full of Palm trees and other Veggie gardens. I met the Giriama and asked about few individuals I knew, the told me that some were still around.
I took lots of Pics and could tell where we used to live in A zone. The main Hospital is the only structure thats left and some of the roads were visible in some sections.
waa aduunyo oo maalinba meel ayay mareysaa
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:20 am
by JaMaaL-23
^^^How old are you guys again?

I was 43 at the time and had 2 wives
SB ina adeer ragu waa soo jabeen

Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:23 am
by Muhammad bin Harti
Their should be a reunion party for Utange.

Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:24 am
by Somalian_Boqor
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:26 am
by Koronto60
Wow, man. That's incredible. Whatever happened to the other camp called Banadir for all the reer xamar & cad-cad folks? I still run in to folks I knew in Utanga, here and there. A few years back, I ran in to this babe I used to have a crush on in Utanga,here in my town, at Chuck-E-Cheese of all places. She married and had a van-load of kids, anigana waxaan la socday my sister's kids.
Nobody could've prepared me for the encounter. Some weird ass shit.
MBH,
That's what's up.

Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:34 am
by JaMaaL-23
I think we need to create a thread and ask all the Utange dwellers to congregate.
Lakiin Hawiyaha ayaa nagu qoslaya
Koronto
Sxb Banadiri was also closed not long after Utange after the reer Banadiris were all evacuated to the US. The remaining Zoomalis were relocated to Kakuma and Xagardheer
Here is a funny excert from an article about Xero Bnadir.
Dhibta kale ee meeshaas ka dhacday waxay ahyd ,maalin ayaa waxaa Reer Somali ah oo xerada dagan u yinid Naag Madow ah oo doonaysa in ay u Adeegto Reerka .waxay naagtu ahayd Shaqo raadis , Reerkii way qaabileen Islaantii Howlihii ay rabeen inay uqabato ayay u qabatay, dabadeedna markii lagaray Xilligii Qadada , waxaa reerka markaas qado ahaan ay maalintaas isticmaalayeen CANJEERO. Islaantii Madowga ahayd waligeed ma’aysan isticmaalin Canjeero, ,maalintaas canjeeradii Reerka ayay wax ka isticmashay dabadeed Islaantii Caloosha ayaa laga qabtay , waxay uqaadatay inay naftaba kahaadayso, Iyadoo ooyaysa Calooshiina lamajiirayo ayay waxay ku guda dhacday Reerahoodii ,waxay usheegtay in reerkaas Somalida ahi ay cunto aysan aqoon siiyeen , Qoyskeedii kama roonaane oo Islaantii Isbitaal magayne Weerar ayay kuqaadeen Reerkii dabadeedna dab qabadsiiyeen Qoyskii Somalida ahaa , dabkii waa fiday oo illaa Qoysas garaya 250 Qoys ayaa halkaas ku guryo beelay.
Source:
http://www.somalitalk.com/qaxooti/banadiri.html
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:48 am
by sexy-kitten
^^^How old are you guys again?

LOL

that's what I was thinking. I don't even wanna think about the Utanga now based on their vivid description.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:52 am
by Koronto60
Jamaal,
Waa runtaa. Most of them got dumped in San Diego and a few in upstate NY. Banadiri added flavor to the whole Utanga experience, for me at least. It was f-king insane just remembering it all. Walahi I had a blast there, waanba qoslaa when I see folks tryna take a wack at us for living in Utanga. It was a school & some of my mentors there, irreplacable.
Blunts, man. Life was sweet & simple.
SB & SK,
I'll be 32 this October, inshallah. Utange veteran, reppin' all my D-block homies that was doing their thing. Show yourselves.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:07 am
by JaMaaL-23
Koronto
same here, sxb the Utange days have the best memories of my life, we used to play soccer near the sea and go and watch Van Damme and Indian Movies at night. Loved the baalmakuuti.

contarary to popular beleive, Utange wasn't your typical Refugee Camp, but a buzzling town. The native Giriama used to come for work there.
Sexy
to me, Utange is like yesterday.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:12 am
by Koronto60
Koronto
same here, sxb the Utange days have the best memories of my life, we used to play soccer near the sea and go and watch Van Damme and Indian Movies at night. Loved the baalmakuuti.

contarary to popular beleive, Utange wasn't your typical Refugee Camp, but a buzzling town. The native Giriama used to come for work there.
I totally agree walahi. We never missed banooni at the beach and having some cold drinks at Mohamed's cafe near the beach.
Would do it all over again. I'm out sxb. Later.
Re: Oh Sh!t My Paki Friend wants to show my other friend a jiin!
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:05 am
by Muhammad bin Harti
I am 22, but I still remember Utange vividly. I remember the Dugsi. Oneday, I messed up reciting some ayats and the maacalin told me I would get a beat down the next day. Ironically, that next day I was on a "Canada 3000" airplane.