CHE Guever(Sir Jamac Gafura of Hargeysa)

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Last time I revealed that Christopher Columbus was the plagiarised and bastardised version of the famous SOmali explorer Sheikh Cali Cambe, a long distance relation to the carribbean and madingo peoples. Today, I will expose another historical treasure, which is unknown to many ignorant SOmalis. Many of you may have heard about the "legend" Che Guevera. Well, I don't mean to deny his history, because Che was a legend, although the Cubans and Russians did betray the Somali Mandingoes( descendants of the explorer Sheikh Cali Cambe).

I only intend to shed light on the meaning behind the name Guevera and also unravel a great SOmali hero. So who was this Jamac Gafura? My highly confidential sources, consisting of top secret Somali archaelogists, orally passed down secret knowledge and declassified history books, have revealed to me that Jamac Gafura was an ancient Somaliland king. At only the age of 28 Jamac Gafura, whose real name was Idile Bin Fidle, took over their reigns of the cushitic kingdon. He was, in fact, the first socialist to have existed in history. Gafura managed to consolidate control over the entire Cushitic peninsula.

Unfortunately, his kingdom was overthrown my marauding semites from from modern day yemen, who were being helped by the Roman Empire. They never managed to effectively control the cushitic populations due to their steadfast resistance and usage of elaborate guerilla warfare. However, Jamac Gafura of Hargeysa was killed by a black mamba in his cave hideout. Locals hid his secret box, which contained the rules of socialism and guerllia warfare, but it was intercepted by the Semite Invaders. They looted the gold and sent the book of rules to be read by literate nobles in Europe.

Later on, the book of rules about guerilla warfare become widespread and even the name Gafura was latinised into the word Guevera. In typical eurocentric fashion, the Europeans hid the true meaning of Jamac Gafura and they claimed all his achievements as one of their own. The parents of the recent Che Guevera named their son after Guevera. In conclusion, the works of Jamac Gafura of Hargeysa were stolen and turned into the history of other men. I will reveal more at a later stage. Stay Tuned!

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