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Re: paidmonk, get your ass in here, ASAP!

Postby Galmeygaag » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:05 am

dude is going through problems, give the guy a break :mrgreen:

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Postby Voltage » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:52 pm

Paidmonk is either gay or really needs a woman's touch.

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Postby Koronto60 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:09 pm

This thread only re-affirmed my suspicion that Somalian-Boqor has some sort of an intellectual disability. Don't mean to be using pejorative connotations here, but my kitchen sink can attempt a better rebuttal than this trick. What a shame! Are you sure you ever finished middle school? Did you ever take an intelligence quotient test? Wouldn't be surprised if you fry the computer with your below-average cognitive skills. I bet if you looked up the term mental retardation on any search engine, this imbecile's face would be right there staring back. Shit. :lol:

As for you paidmonk, seek help, you obviously need it. I admire the fact that you're admiting your failures, but don't stop there.


:lol: @Voltage.

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Postby Voltage » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby FHA1223 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:16 pm

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Warya Paidmonk be real dude. You ain't going to Somalia and marrying some chick that has nothing in common with you for one, two you claim they are pure, and three you ain't pure either so you will end up with a stanky ho my nigga. :lol:

Not to mention you been in America for the past 19 years out of your 20 years, C'mon Son :lol:

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Postby Amethyst » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:28 pm

I thought I'd post here because there are no females who regular this section and I don't want empty-headed skanks to complain about what I say when they know I value a bitch's opinion as much as a house pet.

I was thinking about that topic in the generals about the faggot males who desire some equal partnership marriage with their wives, and I was disgusted at their level of qaniisnimo, and funny enough it was the typical homosexual medical student and liberal arts males who supported that.

A wife you say? I think about all the girls I've done bad shit to. I mean, bad shit. Girls I got blowjobs from who washed my sperm out of their hair in the morning, girls I fucked in the ass because I had no condoms and they didn't care, girls I didn't have time to take to my apartment so I fucked them in the cinema bathroom. Just bitches with no self-respect (typical woman) that we all do shit to, and some innocent guy has to marry that whore. Can you imagine an innocent dude kissing that bitch who sucked your ceeb in the backseat of your homeboy's car? I shouldn't say innocent, there are two kinds of men - niin rag iyo bajaq, and only bajaq men volunteer themselves for this kind of humiliation so let them suffer so their DNA can be weeded out by their "educated" spouses who want "a small family."

And these new-age "college" bitches wonder why we go to Somalia where the girls have no kintir and no desire to be fucked by anyone other than their husband and only because we tell them the sex is good when they can't even feel shit. They wonder why we don't wanna marry them after they fucked every guy from their prom kings to their grad school professors. If she's "smart" it means she went out into the world and met a lot of men along the way. And they expect us to go for that? I don't want my kids raised by bitches who themselves were raised by MTV.

Most of the guys I've known who go back to Somalia to find wives are qaldaans and reer mudug who old traditional masculine Somali male values, and I respect that, its what any successful Somali man should do. If I ever feel inclined to find a wife, my grandmother has some young cousins for me in Gaalkacyo. Compare this --- Young, cultured, disease-free, tight flower, conservative, homely girls vs. Western, tasteless, sperm dumpster, loose flower 30 year old - which one will any sane man with his balls and mind together pick for marriage?
You had to post this in the Somaliland section just to take a swipe at me and at the other fellas who disagreed with your perverted & mysoginist views about Somali women?

This topic is puuuuuuure jokes!!!!

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Postby dawwa9 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:36 pm

Contrary to popular belief, girls from Somalia are not 'pure' at all. They just only pretend they are.

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Postby Arbmn » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:41 pm

Contrary to popular belief, girls from Somalia are not 'pure' at all. They just only pretend they are.
How did you reach this conclusion? Or is it a personal opinion?

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Postby FHA1223 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:43 pm

Contrary to popular belief, girls from Somalia are not 'pure' at all. They just only pretend they are.
How did you reach this conclusion? Or is it a personal opinion?
He went to Somalia and either got down with some of em or some of em were trying to get down with him. Not rocket science.

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Postby dawwa9 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:44 pm

Contrary to popular belief, girls from Somalia are not 'pure' at all. They just only pretend they are.
How did you reach this conclusion? Or is it a personal opinion?
He went to Somalia and either got down with some of em or some of em were trying to get down with him. Not rocket science.
Yep...

So paidmonk, it's a global problem, not just the West :arrow:

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Postby qoraxeey » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:47 pm

Contrary to popular belief, girls from Somalia are not 'pure' at all. They just only pretend they are .
:roll: saas miyaa

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Postby paidmonk » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:52 pm

You think I won't do a CARFAX on these hoes? :roll:

Since I'm marrying within the family I'll interview the whole village and anyone who's passed by it in the past 25 years if they ever heard about the broad being fingered, flirted with, or looked at by other men. Anyway the whole topic was hypothetical and in reaction to another topic, I really have no plans of getting married even though I will have kids, that's why I'd want an obedient housewife that only feeds and cleans the kids and lets me raise and teach them. If she doesn't have any views she can't taint my babies.

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Postby Samatr » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:57 pm

I don't understand what's going on here should there even be an argument? :lol: , everyone knows you can't make a hoe into a housewife this is a universal concept, or am I missing something? :lol:

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Postby grandpakhalif » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:53 pm

paidmonk waa rageedi for praising reer mudug :up:

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Postby SahanGalbeed » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:51 pm

Koronto
You had to post this in the Somaliland section ...... instead of running off to the barren corners of the forum and venting with a bunch of male bitches cheering you on
Where are the male bitches cheering him on ?
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Daarood ku marku wax isku sheegayo , muxu horta qof kale ugu soo tiiriyaa sheekada ?
Mise waxa weeye xisaabtu labo aya u qososhay , labo na inaga baxa bay ku tidhi , marka labada u qososhay baa loo raacaya ...okay ! :lol:


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