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My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Basra- » Tue May 25, 2010 12:10 pm

It was a sunny summer day, a perfect day to read a New york or Washington post newspaper, where you sit and enjoy a fantastic article. Well, in this case you will. This is an article of Alluring, our infamous militant majeerten chubby woman who has self claimed to have 'German hair". One does not want to get into why she pick german hair above of all anglo white race--does that mean Neo hair is more silky, authentic and amazing? Well, i will leave that pondering to you, readers.I was given this assignment of writing about Alluring by my boss after the paper received a flood of mail as a result of Allurings published article called 'K'naan and his negative perpetuation of Somalia ". The title of the article amused the intellectuals, but the contents of the article bemused and offended below average readers who wrote to the paper with vengence. Suddenly alluring, overnight became famous like Sarah Palin. Her dumbness, and that honest below average intellectual was intensely evident in the title of her article. Psychologist deemed it a 'love letter to K'naan', a severely below average talent of somali origin.

My visit begins at her door step- i rang the door bell twice to wait for someone to let me in. Finally, a very gigantic, big boned woman open the door with a smile of a million dollar. Her face was chubby and robust, her hair wrapped back in a school girl pony tail style, obviously sri lankan slash warsangeli type of solt, slippery slicky hair. She had an inviting smile with perfect correct white teeth. Her boobs--and i apologize for using this street lingo word-but i thought no other word would do justice to describe her bossom. Her boobs were humongous and droopy, obviously from years of breast feeding jamaican strong suckling babies. She embraced me tightly and i squeeled at beneath her boobs, literally counting the seconds the embrace would end. Finally she let me inside her home, what i saw was a wonder of disproportionate magnitude. The decor of her livingroom spoke of fantastic suuro magnolia of her majeerten origin, walls splashed with various pompous paintings, among them a piece with abdulahi yusuf smoking pipe wearing king henry the 8th sort of a sovergn fur coat. Her sofas were english style with an italian mohagany inspiration, her wall paint was beige with a transluscent creamy eclat. Then, my eyes suddenly rest on a most grotesque sight a humanbeing can be unlucky enough to observe upon. Before me was this.....



Huh talooow should i continue or is this boring? :roll:








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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby TheLoFather » Tue May 25, 2010 1:08 pm

Basra


it's entertaining story but before you continue can you tell us why did your journey to Alluring's Home begin at her door step?
:shock: do you happen to live there or work there or what?

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Alluring » Tue May 25, 2010 1:31 pm

If you have to tell people you should continue or not that means you're missing you touch – whale chick.
How do I go from writing an intellectual article that bewildered the low-level intellectuals readers, and then be compared with Sarah Palin? Did you blank out after you had to get your children some warm milk? Just doesn't make sense of such an error to take place.


LoDoon,

The reason she landed on the doorstep so fast was she because travelled with her witch broom. The real trial is how was a 500 pound chick able to get on top of a broom without breaking is beyond me - but yeah she is a witch and they do have "special powers".

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Basra- » Tue May 25, 2010 4:25 pm

Ladoon


:o :o Before i answer your question-- can u kindly elaborate how in one thread you are attacking me and posting grotesque photos of naked obese women munching on a cake and then next minute-- u r in my thread, very calm, very cerebrial, praising my literature with such an earnest reception. Can u explain the dychotomy of this contradiction? :|




Alluring@Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


Alluring, first of all, let me assure u that i adore u. Yet, i can never always show it in a positive way. I have to tease u and just laugh at you. Consequently, that brings the ugliness of u, and u come back fighting like the Mrs Shrek ogre u r. Green, mad and deemed violent by all account. Can you tell me why u think i am a witch? and Do i have your permission to continue the story, i mean to make it very entertaining and cause even u--the subject--laugh out loud. :roll: :clap:

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby grandpakhalif » Tue May 25, 2010 4:29 pm

:lol: :lol: Basra like I said you have best seller talent send this to Oprah

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Basra- » Tue May 25, 2010 4:32 pm

grandpakhalif@loool


My # 1 fan. grandy--u must be really really smart to appreciate and like my writing this much. :lol:

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby udun » Tue May 25, 2010 4:33 pm

With all that clannish talk, I wonder how one is 21 years old who grew up in the west? I never bought it in the 1st place and I have seen the obvious proof now.

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Basra- » Tue May 25, 2010 4:35 pm

udu@looool

We can assume i am NOT 21. but i am not "past" 26 aslo--- so fill in the blanks. And as to the qabil talk---i have been in this site since i couldnt spell my name--- i can safely say i have been indoctrinated. :cry:

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby udun » Tue May 25, 2010 4:46 pm

udu@looool

We can assume i am NOT 21. but i am not "past" 26 aslo--- so fill in the blanks. And as to the qabil talk---i have been in this site since i couldnt spell my name--- i can safely say i have been indoctrinated. :cry:
Basra,

"i have been in this site since i couldnt spell my name--- i can safely say i have been indoctrinated." :lol: :lol:

I have nothing to add. :lol:

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby original dervish » Tue May 25, 2010 4:47 pm

My my, what have we here? No wrath like a woman scorned eh?
I don`t know how to respond, this is very intriguing.If one were to suggest Basra continue , would that make one complicit
in her assailment on Alluring?
This is all rather bemusing,I think I`ll just sit back and let the entertainment begin.

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby TheLoFather » Tue May 25, 2010 5:32 pm

Ladoon

:o :o Before i answer your question-- can u kindly elaborate how in one thread you are attacking me and posting grotesque photos of naked obese women munching on a cake and then next minute-- u r in my thread, very calm, very cerebrial, praising my literature with such an earnest reception. Can u explain the dychotomy of this contradiction? :|
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Basra
I've never attacked you how dare you accuse me of that :evil: I was just merely pointing out the skirmishes of wit between you and Nabeela
and now in this thread you've started yet another as the skirmisher, though in brilliantly entertaining manner. :clap:
As for the picture you make sound is if it was tht bad, it just illustrated the enjoyment of the thread.

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Basra- » Tue May 25, 2010 6:02 pm

udu

i am glad u r speechless. :clap: :clap:


original dervish


The question is-- will u be complicit to insult the darood darwish more than anything. :roll:



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I need to hook u up with yout soul mate. I have a feeling u and Advo, make a great couple. :roll:

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby 2ndtoNone » Tue May 25, 2010 7:10 pm

can this girl ever make a point or post a thread without insult to others, belittling other races/qabiils or calling the whole world gay?

walaal fix up.

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby udun » Tue May 25, 2010 9:29 pm

can this girl ever make a point or post a thread without insult to others, belittling other races/qabiils or calling the whole world gay?

walaal fix up.
Agreed. :up:

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Re: My visit to Alluring's home: An interview

Postby Air Canada » Wed May 26, 2010 3:38 am

The title of the article amused the intellectuals, but the contents of the article bemused and offended below average readers who wrote to the paper with vengence. Suddenly alluring, overnight became famous like Sarah Palin. Her dumbness, and that honest below average intellectual was intensely evident in the title of her article. Psychologist deemed it a 'love letter to K'naan', a severely below average talent of somali origin.


Her boobs were humongous and droopy, obviously from years of breast feeding jamaican strong suckling babies. She embraced me tightly and i squeeled at beneath her boobs, literally counting the seconds the embrace would end. Finally she let me inside her home, what i saw was a wonder of disproportionate magnitude. The decor of her livingroom spoke of fantastic suuro magnolia of her majeerten origin, walls splashed with various pompous paintings, among them a piece with abdulahi yusuf smoking pipe wearing king henry the 8th sort of a sovergn fur coat. Her sofas were english style with an italian mohagany inspiration, her wall paint was beige with a transluscent creamy eclat. Then, my eyes suddenly rest on a most grotesque sight a humanbeing can be unlucky enough to observe upon. Before me was this.....



Huh talooow should i continue or is this boring? :roll:








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