Daroods proven to be genetically smarter

[LobsterUnit]

From my personal observations and scientific analysis I have carried out in the diaspora, I can say that Daroods are 9 times more likely to have bigger shoes than their counterparts. They are also more likely to wear NIKE AIR sneakers. According to various studies,Bigger SHoes lead to bigger achievements in life. My research on this subject is incomplete as of yet, suffice it to say that we can make a few general judgements on the genetic superiority of the darood clan visasavis other clans. I believe Daroods are more likely to have a university education than any other clan; in fact, by a staggering 60 percent. My research even shows that Darood khat addicts are more likely to have a ten year plan for their khat chewers belonging to other clans. 70 percentage of darood khat addicts and unemployed men i interviewed were actively search for work. The remaining 30 percent said they would start looking for a job after ramadan. People hailing from the Darood clan also showed more diversity in the type of sectors they were employed in. For instance, whilst internet cafe owernship is almost shared equally across all clans, a darood is more likely to be an extremely successful pirate entreprenuer. A darood is also more likely to be a truck driver in zambia or a book writer based in South Africa. In conclusion, the evidencing for the genetic superiority of the darood clan in the intelligence department is overwhelming.

[marcassmith]

What is your sample size?

[shaab_]

the smartest clan is probably northern dir (gadabuursi etc)

[Shirib]

hahaha, are u mocking Air Canada?

[BlackVelvet]

From my personal observations and scientific analysis I have carried out in the diaspora, I can say that Daroods are 9 times more likely to have bigger shoes than their counterparts. They are also more likely to wear NIKE AIR sneakers. According to various studies,Bigger SHoes lead to bigger achievements in life. My research on this subject is uncomplete as of yet, suffice it to say that we can make a few general judgements on the genetic superiority of the darood clan visasavis other clans. I believe Daroods are more likely to have a university education than any other clan; in fact, by a staggering 60 percent. My research even shows that Darood khat addicts are more likely to have a ten year plan for their khat chewers belonging to other clans. 70 percentage of darood khat addicts and unemployed men i interviewed were actively search for work. The remaining 30 percent said they would start looking for a job after ramadan. People hailing from the Darood clan also showed more diversity in the type of sectors they were employed in. For instance, whilst internet cafe owernship is almost shared equally across all clans, a darood is more likely to be an extremely successful pirate entreprenuer. A darood is also more likely to be a truck driver in zambia or a book writer based in South Africa. In conclusion, the evidencing for the genetic superiority of the darood clan in the intelligence department is overwhelming.

[GENERAL_SNM]

You forgot to add they have pointy ears and hide a tail between their legs and at some point in the night they shed their clothes and turn bright red with a spear in in one had and a half eaten baby on the other.

[ToughGong]