I have had an argument with this guy today and I was listening to the poor guy whilst at the same time thinking in my mind, what a donkey! This was our conversation:
Donkey: "Sxb, these chicks are no good!"
Me: "Why?"
Donkey: "They sleep around, I myself have slept with many of them."
Me: "Ok, so let me get this right. They are bad because they slept around?"
Donkey: "Obviously allow these skets innit."
Me: "And you know this because you have slept with them also or engaged in some form of act with them"?
Donkey: "Yes bludd"
Me: "So your a hoe by your own definition"
Donkey: "Sxb why you swearin at me for"?
At this point I wanted to walk away, I was more than disgusted but I remembered the hadith of the Prophet (saw) of how he would be merciful with both humans and animals such as this individual so I called him back and thought of him more as a human rather than an animal..
Me: "Sxb how many sisters do you have"?
Human: "3 sxb"
Me: "Do you love your sisters?"
Human: "Yes I do"
Me: "Those girls you have insulted also have people who love them, cherish them, watched them grow, care about them. Is it fair to you say such things about them?"
Alas, at the end of the conversation he was a changed man. This is the story of how the donkey became a man. He even cried and I embraced him and said dont worry bro everything is fine. When Satan takes over our lives we become lesser people and ever since I have seen him in my local mosque.
One donkey down another 7 million to go, unfortunately there are many Somali donkeys around so the Jihad will most definately continue without hindrance.
