post funny somali jokes

[ciyaal_warta]

Nin reer waqooyi ba tagay galbeedka adari iyo wuxuu ku so hoyday reer obo ah, markaa googashadii iyo wax kasta loo diyariyay ba la gu yidhi aboow rafow (seexo) haf intu yidhi oo dhulki ku riday buu yidhi walle ima rafanaysid uu baxsaday

aniba rafo haday i dhihi lahaayeen ...duqa xaywaan maan ahay aan dhihi laahaay xaywaanka raftee

[LivingToSucceed]

xarfaan qaldan aa xarfaan reer xamar u martiyeey nooh markaaso markuu cunay lagu dhahay duqa fasaleeti u keenaa..odayga qaldan kulahaa"walaal wan dhargay fasaleeti ma cuni karo "

xarfaan reer gaalkacyo aa bus soo koray nooh..markaasoo labo nin oo reer shabelle ak fadhiistay ayagoo geedka canabka sida loo abuuro markaasoo dhahay"geedka canabka marbaan kasoo dhacay kalxataas baa i jabtay " kuwi ree shabelle aa ku dhaheeen"duqa sug bo baabuurka wali gaalkacyo ma gaarin sxbow" sxbkisa aa ku jeestay waxoo dhahaay"an waaba yaawiyee reer gaalkacyoodka wax walbo ma kasaayaan"

laakin mexe uu dehen galkacyo mala kariin sxbow

[ciyaal_warta]

laakin mexe uu dehen galkacyo mala kariin sxbow

sxbow sheekada wali gaalkacyo ma gaarin cml oo geel iyo ari malaga sheekoyhooyo cml

[Aguardiente]

To Navy9 and others with a liking for Egyptian flicks. I was sent this a little earlier via facebook. Man this stuff made my dad happy. Wish I could buy a dvd of the show if it is available. Enjoy

[ciyaal_warta]

To Navy9 and others with a liking for Egyptian flicks. I was sent this a little earlier via facebook. Man this stuff made my dad happy. Wish I could buy a dvd of the show if it is available. Enjoy

one of ma best 3del imam masre7yah man

[LivingToSucceed]

laakin mexe uu dehen galkacyo mala kariin sxbow

sxbow sheekada wali gaalkacyo ma gaarin cml oo geel iyo ari malaga sheekoyhooyo cml

galkacyo canab mala kasayo camal . lmaoo.

[ciyaal_warta]

laakin mexe uu dehen galkacyo mala kariin sxbow

sxbow sheekada wali gaalkacyo ma gaarin cml oo geel iyo ari malaga sheekoyhooyo cml

galkacyo cambo mala kasayo camal . lmaoo.

haa canabka sidoo u baxo ma kasee qaraha cml aa u baxaa nooh...marka geed saaq cml u baxo see qof uga soo dhacaa

[SultanOrder]

waagii siyaad bare ee jaadku mabnuuca ahaa, qolo rer waqooyi ah ayaa kontorolka xamar markay gaaraan ayay jadka intay naxashka maydka ku raseyaan waxay ka dhigi jireen rux dhintay, si ay u soo boodan kontorolka, kadib ayaa iyagoo ka daba digrinaya waxaa soo daba galay mid rer banadira oo qiiro qaday oo is yiri koley ruxan dhintay ad buu u magac waynaa, daqiiqado kadib baa la yari war miyaad garanaysaa maxad la oyni?markaa buu yiri maya lakiin intaa oo dad aa sow ehel uma ahayn daba socota ?waar waa miiraaw feresh ah ee isaga har, maya lasin waa idinla duugi adeer miiraw waa dacad. naw war wuu fahmaye siiya 2diisa marduuf kolkuu jaaddkii arkey buu intuu naxay orod is xambaaray

[LivingToSucceed]

haa canabka sidoo u baxo ma kasee qaraha cml aa u baxaa nooh...marka geed saaq cml u baxo see qof uga soo dhacaa

loooool. hada waa fahmay, canabka saaqsaaq camaluu uu baxaa miyaa?

[SultanOrder]

waxay aheedsalaadii makhrib. Salaadii ayaa lagalayaay. Goobtu waa masaajid jamac badnaa...... Imamka: Istawuu, isku sima safka, meelaha banaan buuxiya, garbaha iyo cidhbaha sima oo yaanu shaydaanku idin soo dhex galine is cidhiidhsada.

Oday Qalbi wanagsan: Dee haduu shaydaanku tukanayo u daaya hasoo galee

[SultanOrder]

laba mooryaan sheekesaneyso ayaa mid waxuu dhahay arooskaada xabada aan ka ridaa kii kalena waxuu dhahay adiga arooskaada waxaas wax kadaran ka ridaa, kii arooskiisa markii la gaaray uu laba bomb f1 dadka ku dhaxtuuray kulaha horaan ugu sheegay wacdara weyn aan ka dhigaa arooskaada

[ciyaal_warta]

waagii siyaad bare ee jaadku mabnuuca ahaa, qolo rer waqooyi ah ayaa kontorolka xamar markay gaaraan ayay jadka intay naxashka maydka ku raseyaan waxay ka dhigi jireen rux dhintay, si ay u soo boodan kontorolka, kadib ayaa iyagoo ka daba digrinaya waxaa soo daba galay mid rer banadira oo qiiro qaday oo is yiri koley ruxan dhintay ad buu u magac waynaa, daqiiqado kadib baa la yari war miyaad garanaysaa maxad la oyni?markaa buu yiri maya lakiin intaa oo dad aa sow ehel uma ahayn daba socota ?waar waa miiraaw feresh ah ee isaga har, maya lasin waa idinla duugi adeer miiraw waa dacad. naw war wuu fahmaye siiya 2diisa marduuf kolkuu jaaddkii arkey buu intuu naxay orod is xambaaray

is fahamwaaye aa ka dhacay meesha

waxay aheedsalaadii makhrib. Salaadii ayaa lagalayaay. Goobtu waa masaajid jamac badnaa...... Imamka: Istawuu, isku sima safka, meelaha banaan buuxiya, garbaha iyo cidhbaha sima oo yaanu shaydaanku idin soo dhex galine is cidhiidhsada.

Oday Qalbi wanagsan: Dee haduu shaydaanku tukanayo u daaya hasoo galee

laba mooryaan sheekesaneyso ayaa mid waxuu dhahay arooskaada xabada aan ka ridaa kii kalena waxuu dhahay adiga arooskaada waxaas wax kadaran ka ridaa, kii arooskiisa markii la gaaray uu laba bomb f1 dadka ku dhaxtuuray kulaha horaan ugu sheegay wacdara weyn aan ka dhigaa arooskaada

waryaa u got jokes wallah

[ciyaal_warta]

labo xarfaan oo xashiish kasoo dhargay aa cirka diyaarad mareyso inta arkeen ee isku qabsadeed duqa " diyaaradaas madaxweynaha aa saaran nooh" xarfaanka kale aa ku dhahay "duqa ma saarna nooh" ayagoo sidaas ku doodaayo aa xarfaan khamri kasoo dhargay u imaadey nooh..markaasey ee dhaheen duqa na kala gar bixi nooh ..sheekada ee isku heystaan u sheegeen markaasoo kii dhahay wa saaranyahay madaxweynaha ku dhahay "duqa adi dabaal maa tahay madaxweynaha hadii saarnaa lahaay diyaarada labo mooto ma hor urdi laheenoo" xarfaanki aa dhahay walaah sax waaye cml

[SultanOrder]

@labo moto

[garoweboy]

labo xarfaan oo xashiish kasoo dhargay aa cirka diyaarad mareyso inta arkeen ee isku qabsadeed duqa " diyaaradaas madaxweynaha aa saaran nooh" xarfaanka kale aa ku dhahay "duqa ma saarna nooh" ayagoo sidaas ku doodaayo aa xarfaan khamri kasoo dhargay u imaadey nooh..markaasey ee dhaheen duqa na kala gar bixi nooh ..sheekada ee isku heystaan u sheegeen markaasoo kii dhahay wa saaranyahay madaxweynaha ku dhahay "duqa adi dabaal maa tahay madaxweynaha hadii saarnaa lahaay diyaarada labo mooto ma hor urdi laheenoo" xarfaanki aa dhahay walaah sax waaye cml

good one