Monk-of-Mogadishu wrote:This is what my other half is to me:
She cooks for me.
She gives me sex whenever I want it.
She never complains, EVER.
She looks the same in the morning as she does at night.
She will never leave me.
She........is my lovely hand.
Perfect_Order wrote:qoraxeey you and basra were never made for eachother.
Shes big, your skinny
Shes fat, your skinny
Shes a monster, your skinny
She snacks at buffets, your skinny
Shes crazy, your skinny
Markaa it just can't work out.
Perfect_Order wrote::lol: Imagine basra who has 3 heartattacks an hour, but survies by will power just to annoy the shit out of us.
Qoraxeey your skinny, shes a whale.
qoraxeey wrote:U people should look at the video instead
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