make ducaa for me...my life is over very important

CabdiJimaale · Postby **CabdiJimaale** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:24 am

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

LiQaaye_TDH · Postby **LiQaaye_TDH** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:43 am

Bahal Wasakh ayaad tahay simple as that!!!! If This is True!

Go Back to Your Famlies place an Talk to Your Dad and Explain what exactly you did, dont say anything to your Mom....

*Nobleman* · Postby ***Nobleman*** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:52 am

Bahal Wasakh ayaad tahay simple as that!!!! If This is True!

Go Back to Your Famlies place an Talk to Your Dad and Explain what exactly you did, dont say anything to your Mom....

listen to this advice. I couldnt tell if the story was serious or not, but had me laughing.

Shankaroon_614 · Postby **Shankaroon_614** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:00 am

Wa-dhaam

Postby **SultanOrder** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:15 am

I stop reading at masterbate, even though you are anonymous have some shame infront of illahay.

Monk-of-Mogadishu · Postby **Monk-of-Mogadishu** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:22 am

All of this happened because you didn't want to masturbate? Then you should've masturbated.

Me, I'm a masturbation connoisseur, I have perfected the techniques, patterns, and methods of masturbation down to a science to as to achieve maximum pleasure and optimum washing methods in all settings. These lessons took years to learn and I have all compiled them into a 6-page journal I keep with me to teach youngsters how to have the greatest amount of pleasure without the world knowing their habits.

When I was a college boy and shared a place an apartment with my buddies I'd take my laptop to the bathroom, we all did it, not with my laptop of course.

Monsieur · Postby **Monsieur** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:31 am

f-king hell that would be HILARIOUS to watch, sorry bro.

Monsieur · Postby **Monsieur** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:49 am

Dont masturbate naked, especially in a house with alot of people.

Avoid masturbating in a room where theres someone.

Its stupid and you're asking to be caught

Postby **Basra-** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:51 am

waryaa paidmonk...aka monk of moga

I will pray for u macaan.

Monsieur · Postby **Monsieur** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:53 am

waryaa paidmonk...aka monk of moga

I will pray for u macaan.

Basra do you masturbate with atheist lesbian friends?

Postby **Basra-** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:54 am

CabdiJimaale · Postby **CabdiJimaale** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:59 am

ok i just send text saying can i come back..

he reply very nice and say raali ahow caabo please...i am scared it is trap walahi..

monk mogadishu i did masturbate..but it went on my cousin and he get me in trouble..

Monsieur · Postby **Monsieur** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:06 am

ok i just send text saying can i come back..

he reply very nice and say raali ahow caabo please...i am scared it is trap walahi..

monk mogadishu i did masturbate..but it went on my cousin and he get me in trouble..

what went on your cousin....the biyo?

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Monk-of-Mogadishu · Postby **Monk-of-Mogadishu** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:21 am

WTF is this shit, this is beyond my expertise

Monsieur · Postby **Monsieur** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:27 am

WTF is this shit, this is beyond my expertise

Damn monk, cant you read Somali.

He masturbated and he cummed on his cousins hand, and his COUSIN WOKE UP SCREAMING

Then the whole family woke up and his father started beating him and he ran away with his duvet covering his naked body.

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