Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop
Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.
Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player
Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant."
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start
Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide .
Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called Peopl
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive
Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.
Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Why are black peoples hands white?
A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
