Salam alaikum
A woman did not come home one night. The day after she told her husband that she
had slept with a girlfriend. The man phoned the wife's 10 best
girlfriends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man did not come home one night. The day after he told his wife that he had
slept with a friend. The woman phoned her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them
confirmed that the man had slept with them and 2 of them claimed that the man was still there.