Postby Steeler [Crawler2] » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:26 am
One day a scorpion was tring to cross the jordan river, and he saw a water rat getting rady to swim across. So he asked the rat, "let me ride on your back, so I can get across." And the rat says "No. If I do that, you'll sting me and I'll die." "No I won't" says the Scorpion. If I do that, you'll drown and so will I." The rat thinks about that for a second, decides it makes sense, and tels the rat to hop on. Half way across the river the scorpion stings the rat and the rat cries out "Why did you do that? That was stupid, now we'll both die!" "The Scorpion says "Sorry, I couldn't help it. This is the Middle East."